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Indian Rhapsody

  • 20-01-2006 10:01am
    #1
    Nosh*tsherlock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 ✭


    Do you recognise this Queen number..............

    Naan, just killed a man
    poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle now he's dead.
    Naan, dinner's just begun
    But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
    Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
    If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
    Curry on, curry on
    Cause nothing really Madras.
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Bottom aching all the time
    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
    Naan, ooh, ooh
    This dopiaza is so mild
    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

    [guitar solo]

    I see a little chicken tikka on the side
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
    Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
    Meat!
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani and a naan
    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
    Stand you well back
    'Case the loo is quarantined...
    Here it comes
    There it goes
    Technicolor yawn
    I chunder
    No!
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes)
    I chunder, it's coming back again
    (There he goes)
    Coming back again
    (up again)
    Here it comes again.
    (No no no no no no NO)
    On my knees, I'm on my knees
    On his knees, Oh, there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

    [guitar solo]

    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
    Just had to come out
    It just had to come right out in here.

    [guitar solo]

    [slow bit]
    Korma or dopiaza
    bhaji, naan or saag
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference
    To meee....
    (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)


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