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How much Porn do you have?

  • 18-01-2006 9:22pm
    #1
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I'm sure most guys have at least a little but I was wondering on average how much people actaully have hidden away... With broadband and P2P it is so easily available...

    How Much Porn do you have? 173 votes

    None
    0% 0 votes
    Less than 20MB
    36% 63 votes
    20mb - 100mb
    7% 13 votes
    100mb-1gb
    8% 14 votes
    1gb-5gb
    13% 23 votes
    5gb-20gb
    16% 28 votes
    20gb+
    18% 32 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    None. 0 gigs, 0 meg, 0 kb


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭C_Breeze


    Loads! - u want some?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 loofa_meister


    Zascar wrote:
    I'm sure most guys have at least a little but I was wondering on average how much people actaully have hidden away... With broadband and P2P it is so easily available that I for one have quite a lot collected over the years.
    Why? How much do you have...?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Sudsy


    just a thought, but, i dont think your gonna get too many honest answers to this one. most people i know have it but wouldnt admit it.

    And i have none either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Zilch


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    Sudsy wrote:
    just a thought, but, i dont think your gonna get too many honest answers to this one. most people i know have it but wouldnt admit it.

    And i have none either.
    SURE you dont!! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    whats the point of porn? Just get out there and get yourself a chick/guy.

    I know a guy with >2tb of porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    none....not strictly by choice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Sudsy


    i dont, those secret hidden files are just financial records. in video form.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Well I believe in quality over quantity.

    But there is a LOT of quality out there.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    whats the point of porn? Just get out there and get yourself a chick/guy.

    I know a guy with >2tb of porn.
    That's ridiculous. You couldn't even look at all of it. Even if it was uncompressed AVIs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭Rockee


    Taped a couple of pay to view nights before I got rid of Sky Digital...for sentimental value! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Should be a public poll :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    i have some


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I have a special HDD hidden away, thats not connected to the pc. The best way to store it in my opinion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,836 ✭✭✭Vokes


    1gb - 5gb.

    Wow. 4 ppl have voted 20GB+ :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    I don't bother storing any, if I feel the need I just go to http://images.google.ie/ :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Sudsy wrote:
    just a thought, but, i dont think your gonna get too many honest answers to this one. most people i know have it but wouldnt admit it.

    And i have none either.

    Why would a man or a woman lie about the amount of porn they have?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    SofaKing wrote:
    Wow. 4 ppl have voted 20GB+ :eek:

    not surprising really. broadband speeds make it easy. also people who leech of friends/other people


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Why would a man or a woman lie about the amount of porn they have?

    because the catholic church might excommunicate them


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Why would a man or a woman lie about the amount of porn they have?

    He probably thinks that (for example) people with 100meg will lie and say they have 1gig just to impress the rest of us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    not surprising really. broadband speeds make it easy. also people who leech of friends/other people
    aye. think i've gotten about 40gb of the stuff since getting broadband in september.
    and it's all thanks to a certain porn torrent site:)

    don't really watch it though... i just like to accumulate stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Sudsy


    Pigman II wrote:
    He probably thinks that (for example) people with 100meg will lie and say they have 1gig just to impress the rest of us.


    I dont think i would be impressed to be honest, i would think it was a little sad :) wouldnt you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    you wouldn't be all that impressed if i i wrote my name in the snow with piss...

    most blokes would though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Sudsy wrote:
    I dont think i would be impressed to be honest, i would think it was a little sad :) wouldnt you?

    So you wouldn't go WOW when he boasted about the size of his harddrive?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭IDM


    Too much for my own good.

    Surprisingly enough, the girlfriends have never been intimidated by it. A few of them even get me to supply them with new dvds, even post-breakup !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    That's ridiculous. You couldn't even look at all of it. Even if it was uncompressed AVIs
    For God's sake, people only see the first 30 minutes of porn movies anyway, maybe even an hour. What the hell would you do with 1024 hours of the stuff?

    2hrs per 4GB DVD, 512 DVDs in 2TB = 1024hrs. Not scientific, but meh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    I know a guy with >2tb of porn.
    That's ridiculous. You couldn't even look at all of it. Even if it was uncompressed AVIs
    They set up a wall of monitors like zoo tv, where do you think all those old 15" monitors end up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭case n basket


    couple of hundred DVDs and about 120 gigs of downloaded stuff


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    I've about 900meg of it and most of its crap. Good porn is so hard to get these days!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭IDM


    I've about 900meg of it and most of its crap. Good porn is so hard to get these days!!!

    You obviously just don't know where to look !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    My old flat mate had mountins of the stuff. Magazines, dvds, you name it. He had a stack of sin mags 2 foot tall. Now one of my buddies, his uncle owns a sex shop in town. So he's preety much used to seeing the stuff lying around. But even he ws shocked by the amount of Porn. But it gets worse, when this guy fianlly got a girl friend, nowhe used to bring back to the apartment. I was wondering for about 8 months why she hasntt said anything to bhim about getting rid of the pron, I find out he's been telling her all the porn is mine, and she thinks I'am a perverted sex fiend. FFS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    seamus wrote:
    2hrs per 4GB DVD, 512 DVDs in 2TB = 1024hrs. Not scientific, but meh
    Thats 42 and a half days ish non stop sitting in front of your computer watching porn.
    Only now in the days of viagra i suppose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Sudsy


    Pigman II wrote:
    So you wouldn't go WOW when he boasted about the size of his harddrive?

    I think i need to make a point here, im male. most men dont do that kind thing to me.


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    I've got a fair bit, more than anyone I know but holy cray I canot believe people actually have 100GB+... I don't think its anything to keep secret, I always show all the alds when they come to the house and burn them a cd or 2 as a present... All the girls know too and don't care, I sometimes get them to watch a bit, some chicks love it! Most just think it's 'funny' and for some reason are unable to see what men get out of it... strange...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    I know a guy with >2tb of porn.

    wow....that's....frightening, and I'm a man who likes his porn, also, who wouldn't be honest on an anonymous poll?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Sudsy wrote:
    I think i need to make a point here, im male. most men dont do that kind thing to me.

    only most men?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Sudsy


    yea well with a nick like sudsy, people often get confused, as has happened here :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Three terabytes.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    2. Now 3. Do we have any takers on 4? Can you even read this?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Sudsy wrote:
    yea well with a nick like sudsy, people often get confused, as has happened here :D
    the avatar isn't doing you any favours either...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Sudsy


    tman wrote:
    the avatar isn't doing you any favours either...

    true. hmm, off to have a look :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Binomate wrote:
    Three terabytes.:cool:
    your tagline says "employ me"
    FFS, I wouldn't even shake hands with you...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Sarsfield


    Does home made stuff count? :cool:

    And how does one evaluate the size of an hour of Digital8 tape? I guess once it's processed & burned it's at the standard DVD rate?


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    I don't believe you... The cost alone in storing 3TB - just for Porn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Zascar wrote:
    I don't believe you... The cost alone in storing 3TB - just for Porn!


    You never know , he might really like porn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    iam very old school,all in video


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭LovelyHurling


    None that I'd admit to.

    Otherwise Id say a little... The Little Mermaid is porn, right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭LovelyHurling


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    your tagline says "employ me"
    FFS, I wouldn't even shake hands with you...

    Hed be too busy shaking other things Id guess


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    None that I'd admit to.

    Otherwise Id say a little... The Little Mermaid is porn, right?

    It is if it's ever made you imagine what a fish with a womans lower torso would be like.


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