I Want To Go To Prison

Jailbird22

I am currently a student in tcd, studying social studies. I wish to talk to the inmates and wish to go directly to prison. Mods, can you do this for me or do I have to abuse you first ? This is my first post, Not sure where to post this,maybe you can let me know. Maybe other posters could let me know the best forum to post this in. What is the quickest way to prison ? I have read their abusive posts and want to find out why the same social class keep getting banned. I cannot post in prison unless I live there (it seems!) Please give me the tin cup, the uniform, and if needed I will abuse you mods from there. I am legit. Jailbird22

Devon

Kick one of the admins in the grapes... that ought to do it...

RobertFoster

Irish Prison Service,
Monastery Road,
Clondalkin,
Dublin 22

Tel: +353 1 4616000
Fax: +353 1 4616027

MarinoMark

Dunno ? Moriarty banned me once, but seems to have mellowed lately, Maybe if they read your post they might just put you in there, Lots of nasty folk in there, watch your back though !!!

AdMMM

I'm so out of it, I thought you meant you wanted to go to a real prison and interview inmates. Couldn't figure out what that had to do with broadband though! Then I stopped trying to kiss the inside of a coke can and read the post :S

dahamsta

jerryadams wrote:

Kick one of the admins in the grapes... that ought to do it...

Have to find the grapes first, arf arf...

Sparky

Jailbird22 wrote:

I am currently a student in tcd, studying social studies. I wish to talk to the inmates and wish to go directly to prison. Mods, can you do this for me or do I have to abuse you first ? This is my first post, Not sure where to post this,maybe you can let me know. Maybe other posters could let me know the best forum to post this in. What is the quickest way to prison ? I have read their abusive posts and want to find out why the same social class keep getting banned. I cannot post in prison unless I live there (it seems!) Please give me the tin cup, the uniform, and if needed I will abuse you mods from there. I am legit. Jailbird22

well firstly you need to

find the afterhours forum, then make a thread entitled F**k you all, F***ers

AH is heavily modded, so youll be in prison in no time at all, but be aware you can only reply to threads you make yourself, inmates can only reply to their own threads also.
SMods and Admins can reply to all threads in there.

And i can use the report post feature on you if you want to gather attn.

So farewell and beware of those big lads there, they love a good newbie

Oh and you didnt hear this from me

/whistles

Asok

You know what would be really really evil. If I site ban him and deny him access to the prison forum

Sparky

Asok wrote:

You know what would be really really evil. If I site ban him and deny him access to the prison forum

HA HA
That should of been a friday the 13th job