What jobs have the most girls in Dublin?

buzzandwiks

So, Im returning to Dublin to live after 8 years of growing up in London. Im a male in my early twenties and only have my family and like 1 friend ive stayed in contact with since leaving Dublin.

I want to get a job with loads of young girls that I can flirt with, whats the best kind of job for this? i would even work in a clothes shop, but preferably an office. Im looking for at least 60% women, preferably in the city centre. I suppose the bigger the company the better so there will be more girls there, I heard Bank of Ireland has loads of young girls, what other company does? I dont care about the pay that much. Any girls from Dublin who work in a place with loads of other girls tell us were you work and ill be there soon, please god.

By the way. I know this sounds cheesey but im serious and cant be in a male dominated enviroment as it pisses me off as I have too much testosterone and need to be around women to calm it.

simu

The new Stringfellow's to be sure to be sure.

galwaydude

is it open yet?

Mr.Nice Guy

And they say people don't care about their future...

Good for you man.

LovelyHurling

You want to be around women because you think this will... decrease your testosterone?

Jobs with the most girls:

Nursing
Primary school teaching
Bikini Waxing Technician
WellWoman Clinics
Deli's
Wedding Dress Outfitters
Nuns

tSubh Dearg

Apply to Ann Summers, they always need a good strong man to work in the stock room and the place is a mostly female run shop. Plus you'd get to check out all the new stock as it comes in.

RobertFoster

LovelyHurling wrote:

You want to be around women because you think this will... decrease your testosterone?

Release.

"Please release me!let me cum" as someone once sang

Kernel

buzzandwiks wrote:

So, Im returning to Dublin to live after 8 years of growing up in London. Im a male in my early twenties and only have my family and like 1 friend ive stayed in contact with since leaving Dublin.

I want to get a job with loads of young girls that I can flirt with, whats the best kind of job for this? i would even work in a clothes shop, but preferably an office. Im looking for at least 60% women, preferably in the city centre. I suppose the bigger the company the better so there will be more girls there, I heard Bank of Ireland has loads of young girls, what other company does? I dont care about the pay that much. Any girls from Dublin who work in a place with loads of other girls tell us were you work and ill be there soon, please god.

By the way. I know this sounds cheesey but im serious and cant be in a male dominated enviroment as it pisses me off as I have too much testosterone and need to be around women to calm it.

You're funny.

Choosing a job based on how many women you get to shag, not the most intelligent approach to life, but hey, each to their own!

Be a bouncer or a barman.

AdMMM

Being either of those two (barman or bouncer) is incredibly depressing. Everyone else around is drunk and it really makes you feel like the odd one out, which of course you are but still it's depressing!

Sparky

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Apply to Ann Summers, they always need a good strong man to work in the stock room and the place is a mostly female run shop. Plus you'd get to check out all the new stock as it comes in.

Tip of the year there

Try and get a job with those radio promotion crews who drive around, some nice hot ladies there

xzanti

Office work... Plently of women working in any office Iv ever worked in....

Good luck with that

:rolleyes:

Repli

Binman

JohnCleary

How about prostitution?

Plenty of girls in that!

Zascar

Get a job in BT2 or something similar, loads of chicks there.

or as the above poster says, become a Pimp Daddy....

Pigman II

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Plus you'd get to check out all the new stock as it comes in.

I think they prefer to be called 'fashion concious shoppers'.

tba

*penny drops

NikNik

Try getting a job at the gyno's office. I'd say it'd have exactly what you're looking for :rolleyes:

Red Alert

I second BT2, worked there a few times - plenty of really hot females there. You could always try A|Wear too - if you're good at computers and can lift stuff around they often want guys.

[Jackass]

become a nun

buzzandwiks

Not much serious advice here, I wouldent do bar work simply because of the antisocial hours and ive done bouncing before and wouldent do it again.

I know ive left myself open for a piss taking but i just wanna **** around for the next year, so im not too bothered about a career path, i may even go part time. Besides male dominated enviroments simply make me angry. Any one have some serious recomendations/advice?

aidan_walsh

buzzandwiks wrote:

Besides male dominated enviroments simply make me angry. Any one have some serious recomendations/advice?

Anger management classes.

Lump

|.Murderer.| wrote:

Being either of those two (barman or bouncer) is incredibly depressing. Everyone else around is drunk and it really makes you feel like the odd one out, which of course you are but still it's depressing!

I enjoyed being a bouncer.

John

HashSlinging

You could try working in a public relations company. I used to and ahem the girls who work in this business are niice.

rubadub

hairdressers. they all dress like prostitutes too.

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

probably not bar-work as they will be working most nights, so you won't be able to go out. What about a hotel?

fly_agaric

buzzandwiks wrote:

Not much serious advice here, I wouldent do bar work simply because of the antisocial hours and ive done bouncing before and wouldent do it again.

I know ive left myself open for a piss taking but i just wanna **** around for the next year, so im not too bothered about a career path, i may even go part time. Besides male dominated enviroments simply make me angry. Any one have some serious recomendations/advice?

Any kind of office deskjob. Civil service, bank, companies etc etc etc etc etc.
Shops of almost all types. Unfortunately, even in these jobs my bullshít stats generator tells me that up to 30-40 % of the people you work with could be (Gasp!) men. Try not to take your rage out on them - why not join a martial arts class or maybe do some yoga instead!

As for "waah! - people aren't being serious" - what do you expect when your topic and the title you chose are a jokeTBH.

buzzandwiks

Do you lot reckon If I went to an agency and told them I wanted to work with loads of young ladies they would get me a job with one? or just laugh at me?, cos they ussualy know a lot about the job they put you forward for, and would know If it was mostly women or men!

bounty_hunter

I honestly wouldn't try it mate. Nobody is going to believe your "too much testosterone" story.

Red Alert

any of the banks should sort you out. at least you'd have an answer for the "so why do you want to work here?" question at an interview?

Bard

Being a barman in a hotel had it's occasional "perks" if you know what I mean

joejoem

You should go for a job in a tanning shop. Either that or Grow some balls Inc. Most men start work there when they are around 10 - 14, before they go out in the real world.

Girlyone

you could get a job in a call centre, the likes of Eircom
1. Easy job to get
2. Not many men work there as they usually don't think it their kind of thing
3. lots of night outs on the piss as most employee there are just using it as a filler type job.

have fun!

BossArky

- coach of a women's rugby team
- marketing

joejoem

BossArky wrote:

- coach of a women's rugby team

:eek:

buzzandwiks

thanks fellas. ho ho ho and a bottle of rum im going to get a job in dublin with loads of girls and make them ...

billy the squid

buzzandwiks wrote:

thanks fellas. ho ho ho and a bottle of rum im going to get a job in dublin with loads of girls and make them ...

...sack you for sexual harassment?

daiixi

I've heard that the girls in Brown Thomas are always happy to see cute, straight males working there!

Otherwise any kind of office job - secretaries are usually mostly female! Though they probably won't put up with your crap

BossArky

buzzandwiks wrote:

thanks fellas. ho ho ho and a bottle of rum im going to get a job in dublin with loads of girls and make them ...

What age are you?

buzzandwiks

Hi mate from London, im 22 and cant wait to rev it with the coolest Dublin ladies and rock with their vibe on several occasions throughout the day. I have learned to appreciate the Dublin lady in all their glory through my years living in London and will treat them with total buzztastic ritchiousness to lead us up to some totally melodramatic shenanigans.

I must admit the feedback has been poor but my goal will be achieved and I will report back here once the deed has been done. Kind Regards

James

joejoem

buzzandwiks wrote:

Hi mate from London, im 22 and cant wait to rev it with the coolest Dublin ladies and rock with their vibe on several occasions throughout the day. I have learned to appreciate the Dublin lady in all their glory through my years living in London and will treat them with total buzztastic ritchiousness to lead us up to some totally melodramatic shenanigans.

I must admit the feedback has been poor but my goal will be achieved and I will report back here once the deed has been done. Kind Regards

James

rofle

You will be such a hit with the lahdaessss


Seriously, dont ever speak like that

Mimikyu

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buzzandwiks

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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Ye but most people I know meet their Girlfriends in work or through friends thing is I don’t have many friends in Dublin only family, and you get to know them better that way, Ill be coming with my brother so we will go to bars/nightclubs too and get on diggy diggy down with the Dublin female crew

projectmayhem

buzzandwiks wrote:

get on diggy diggy down with the Dublin female crew

sweet jesus....

The Song Thrush

Unless you look like Brad Pitt, I wouldn't expect the ladies to be swooning at your feet...

bounty_hunter

The Song Thrush wrote:

Unless you look like Brad Pitt, I wouldn't expect the ladies to be swooning at your feet...

And even then, most women aren't as shallow as some people tend to think.

jrey1981

I could give the OP some helpful advice, but I wouldnt dream of being responsible for inflicting him on the rather gorgeous females in the places I have in mind

stormkeeper

Is this guy for real?

buzzandwiks

jrey1981 wrote:

I could give the OP some helpful advice, but I wouldnt dream of being responsible for inflicting him on the rather gorgeous females in the places I have in mind

im not gonna be living in wicklow you panko, and theres nothing wrong with the young ladies who work in Dunness

buzzandwiks

Kennett wrote:

Is this guy for real?

hey, i just want a better qual;ity of girls in my job, its all mr patels were i work now

Hobbes

My second job I Worked in a Data Entry place. There were approx 40-60 people working there. Of that there were four guys. Myself, delivery guy and the two owners. Everyone else was female.