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Second best blond joke ever

  • 13-01-2006 02:52PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭


    A girl came skipping home from school one day. Mummy, Mummy," she
    yelled, "we were counting today and all the other kids could only
    count to four but I counted to 10. .............. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
    7, 8, 9, 10" "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy,"
    she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
    could only say it to D, but I said it to G. .............. a, b, c, d,
    e,f, g"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
    "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy" she yelled, "we were in gym class today and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
    "Very good," said her Mum feeling very embarrassed.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, mummy"
    "No dear, it's because you're 25


Comments

  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Hahahahaha.
    (tbh)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭bimbos_r_us


    best joke ever!!!... LEGONDARY!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Wasnt expecting that at all... very nice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,775 ✭✭✭JohnK


    Not what I was expecting at all :D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,520 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Excellent :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    saw it before, it's still good tho


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    brillo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    brillo pads


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,985 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Q. Whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
    A. Goes Home


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    zabbo wrote:
    Q. Whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
    A. Goes Home
    so non blondes cant party all night?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Excellent (OP) ! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Hehe, nice one :)


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