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  • 12-01-2006 09:39PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭


    A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
    His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."

    The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters.

    "Hi girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."

    The first daughter says, "That's not true."

    So he says, "I'll prove it."

    He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"

    His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."


Comments

  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Meh, mildly funny the first time I heard it, which wasn't now

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Guess i must just be behind the times then, damn old age


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭Dizzyblabla


    I laughed... out loud even!! ha ha ha!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,449 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Top of the range, very funny:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    That's new to me. Brilliant. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    very good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    good good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Short and to the point
    Very nice :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Good good, I'll try it. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    haha i liked it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    hahaha :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    lol, i liked that one :p


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