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c - 13 · 2006-01-12 20:39:06

A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please." The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters. "Hi girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's not…

12-01-2006 8:39pm

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A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."

The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters.

"Hi girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."

The first daughter says, "That's not true."

So he says, "I'll prove it."

He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"

His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

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#2 12-01-2006 8:41pm

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Meh, mildly funny the first time I heard it, which wasn't now

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#3 12-01-2006 8:42pm

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Guess i must just be behind the times then, damn old age

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#4 12-01-2006 8:55pm

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I laughed... out loud even!! ha ha ha!

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#5 13-01-2006 8:01am

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Top of the range, very funny:D

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#6 13-01-2006 3:35pm

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That's new to me. Brilliant.

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#7 13-01-2006 4:18pm

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very good

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#8 13-01-2006 5:02pm

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good good

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#9 13-01-2006 5:04pm

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Short and to the point
Very nice

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#10 13-01-2006 5:10pm

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Good good, I'll try it.

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#11 13-01-2006 7:47pm

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haha i liked it

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#12 14-01-2006 10:34am

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hahaha

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#13 14-01-2006 12:56pm

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lol, i liked that one

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