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>> Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks To Male Chat Up Lines (18+)

  • 12-01-2006 6:49pm
    #1
    steviem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭


    MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES


    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.



    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet



    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a **** where you go.



    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: That explains the moustache then!



    (CLASSIC!!!!)
    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.



    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.



    Man: Would you like to dance?
    Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
    Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.



    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
    Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.



    Man: You're pretty
    Woman: Piss off.
    Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.


Comments

  • #2
    HybridTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    "Don't interrupt..." is my favourite. :)


  • #3
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. Love them all :D:D:D


  • #4
    Doper Than U
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Doper Than U


    Lol! First one and the "eggs" one are the best. Good stuff.


  • #5
    BillyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭BillyBoy


    steviem wrote:
    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
    Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

    If your 13 years old this might be funny. The other ones are very funny though


  • #6
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    (CLASSIC!!!!)
    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

    By far the best one!
    I saw them ages ago now and have seen them a number of times since.They're still brilliant


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