Leaky penis

MadPatrick

This is quiet an embarrasing problem I have. Basically, whenever I pee I shake the lad and put him to bed. However, when he gets put away he leaks a little more pee, sometimes it can take a few mins for the rest to come out. It's not cool having piss in your underpants.
Also, if I go into bed with my girlfriend I have to avoid her with my knob or wear underpants until it finishes, most girls don't get off on pissy cocks on their ass.
I wipe it with tissue and sometimes I shake it to the point where I'm practically **** and it makes mo difference. I went to the doctor recently about a lump on my balls that turned out to be a harmless cyst, called an endo...something cyst that can stay there. My girlfriend reckons this might have something to do with the leakage.
So I'm wondering if this is a common thing that eveyone gets or if anyone had it and fixed it. Or just someone to agree with me how annoying it is.
By the way I'm 25 so it's notold age.
Thanks

LegacyUser

You're not alone. It happens to me too. Its very annoying.

Firewalkwithme

Try wearing different underwear and see if that helps. It might be the type of fabric perhaps? If not, use the old Victor Meldrew method of a quick dab with some toilet tissue after you shake.

Executive Steve

i'm interested to hear what people have to say to this... i have the very same problem. i'm 27 years old, so it's not as you say, old age... i don't really know what the craic is withh it, and it IS embarrasing and a bit annoying when you want nothing more than to get back into your4 lovely warm bed next to your girlfriend and don't want to spend ten minutes making sure it ain't going to leak no more..

this isn't a medical board though - any medical advice a boards user gives you that backfires could have rather unpleasant legal implications for boards.ie so i wouldn't say you'll get any more help here on this issue than a resounding chorus of :::

go to your gp.

do not pass go

do not collect €200


which seems to be the general consensus around here anytime you ask stuff like this.

but, i will gladly and wholeheartedly agree its an annoying thing to be faced with.

Crucifix

Looking at the front page there was a post from the motors forum beneath this one, so I saw:
"Leaky penis
Clamped at work"

Anywho, if it's a little pee, go for the tissue, if it's a lot of pee, go to the doctor.

Cake Fiend

Really the only thing to do is to go to a doctor or urologist about this. It's obviously not going away on its own, and I doubt anyone on boards can give you any magic remedy. For all you know it could be some sort of prostate or urinary tract problem which could get worse as you get older.

fade2black

I don't think it's a medical thing at all. Maybe I misread the op's post completely but I think this happens to all men. You go to the toiliet...you hold him at an angle....you finish, you shake at an angle...you then put him back in his box, letting go and letting him fall straight down and the remainding urine drip out...

Simple no?

turbot

As a suggestion of something that might help, get a book on tantric sex like "The Multi Orgasmic Man" by Dr Mantak Chia and develop your PC muscles.

MadPatrick

FuzzyLogic wrote:

that said... LOL

I don't mind people taking the piss out of my leaky penis
If someone wnats to move it, go crazy. I'm happy to know at least one other person has it.
As I said in the original post I already use tissue after shaking and no difference.
I also have a few different pairs of different underpants so it has nothing to do with the fabric.

amazingemmet

As the old rhyme goes " no matter how much you shake your peg, there's always a drip that goes down your leg"

Hagar

There is no delicate way to say this...:D

If you wear briefs is the elastic in your shorts a factor here? Do you go out over the top or out the side? Does the elastic in your shorts cut of the flow of the last few drops and when you pop him back in obviously you take the elastic away releasing a final trickle. This would only happen if you take him out the top not out the side.

The girls must be rolling around laughing just about now.:D

Vegeta

Try sittin down taking a whizz, I suffer the exact same symptoms but I now always sit for a piss whenever I can, cures it 100%

Executive Steve

Crucifix wrote:

Looking at the front page there was a post from the motors forum beneath this one, so I saw:
"Leaky penis
Clamped at work"

Anywho, if it's a little pee, go for the tissue, if it's a lot of pee, go to the doctor.

now that DOES deserve a LOL!

and its pretty sound advice too...

actually, i've been taking cranberry supplements from a health food shop which are good for general urinary tract health and prostate condition. go see a doctor and see what he says first though.

CiaranC

Yup, this will happen. Had a rather comical discussion about it in my local just last week. Apparently, the older you get, the worse it gets. So theres something to look forward to.

MadPatrick

amazingemmet wrote:

As the old rhyme goes " no matter how much you shake your peg, there's always a drip that goes down your leg"

But it doesn't go onto my leg, it goes on my bed, then my gf rolls onto it and says: "Ah f*ckin hell MadPatrick, thats disgusting. There's no way I'm going to have sex with you now".
And then I don't get to have sex or have to work extra hard for it. Bang out of order.
And I'll try all the advice. Thanks, and keep em coming

amazingemmet

Try stand up til it all drains out?

Lone Wolf

fade2black wrote:

I don't think it's a medical thing at all. Maybe I misread the op's post completely but I think this happens to all men. You go to the toiliet...you hold him at an angle....you finish, you shake at an angle...you then put him back in his box, letting go and letting him fall straight down and the remainding urine drip out...

Simple no?

I have to agree, it happens to alot of men, unless there a huge volume then its just the residual urine thats left in the urethra. If theres a lot you should see your doctor because it could be a bladder problem.

fade2black

Tis great that we're all the same and we all go through the same stupid problems innit?

Vegeta

seriously try sittin down, also do an experiment the next time you pee standing up.

Take your normal standing up slash.
When finished try squating, I bet thats when the pee comes out.

I found that whenever I have a number 1 standing up its only when I go to sit down or get into bed that the dribbles come out. Check it out for yourself

Hagar

Lone Wolf wrote:

its just the residual urine thats left in the urethra

I find that's the downside of having an incredibly long willy.:D

LegacyUser

I get this too, shaking is never enough, more will come out later. I find that a bit of pressure with the finger in the area just behind the testicles is effective in pushing the remainder out. An alternative approach is (while holding a bit of tissue paper at the end, or it will end up down your leg) is sort of doubling over into a crouch (like you might if you really needed to go), same general compress it out principle...

LegacyUser

Have you tried kinda massaging the urine out? Like if there's a ball-bearing in a straw and you wanna get it out (you can't just tip it on its side, cheater!) -- you massage it out in a way. Do that a bit all the way down towards the head, and see if you can get the remainder out that way.

I used to have a similar problem, but it would only happen every so often (still sucked though!), so now urinating is a big deal cos I have to spend ages cleaning with a tissue and stuff as well It's not bad though

Good luck!

LovelyHurling

Yeah looks like you’ve gotten fairly sound advice already. I don’t have this problem and from what youre saying it’s something that happens with age. Thank fcuk I read this so, cos if I didn’t, and it happened I would be seriously freaked out. It’d be like a girl getting her period for the first time and thinking wtf I’m haemorraging?! Well not exactly, but you see the point. Sure isn’t Boards great?

Lex Luthor

Have you considered pelvic floor excerises?

LegacyUser

squeeze your member all the way from base to tip a few times after peeing to make sure its all out an not sitting in your urethra.

Also, a LOT of men have low-grade Urinary Tract Infections without even noticing it till this starts.
Go visit your doctor and ask for an anti-biotic like augmentin, and if you just cant bring yourself to, for whatever silly reason, then drink gallons of cranberry juice every day for a week, (believe it or not it kills internal bacteria, helps make your thingy an "inhospitable" enviroment for em).

Otherwise, purchase a vileda super-mop, or one of those ones with the mad woman holding it up to prove it "absorbs 10 times its own weight!" an stick it in your cacks!

senordingdong

Yeah it's totaly normal, you just gotta work a technique to get it all out.

Or else buy some sanitary towels.

Nevyn

maybe try some excerises to tigthen the bladder control.
Basically stop and start peeing while you are going.

hullaballoo

I always thought this just happened to everyone, I'm pretty sure I've had conversations about it in the past.

Anyway, the best bet is an ould dab with some toilet paper, never fails. I always go into the cubicle when there's one free to stop it happening.

hullaballoo

Thaedydal wrote:

maybe try some excerises to tigthen the bladder control.
Basically stop and start peeing while you are going.

I don't think it's anything to do with bladder control to be honest.

Like, you know the way when you're washing a car with a hose, then you turn off the tap. You can shake the water out of the end of it, but the water up closer to the tap will take a minute or two to get out. Works the same way as when you pee. Maybe the OP has an excessively long shlong.

seamus

Vileda wrote:

squeeze your member all the way from base to tip a few times after peeing to make sure its all out an not sitting in your urethra.

Indeed. I'm going to go on a rare graphic description.

When you're done, grab your penis as far down as can (in front of the testicles) - thumb on the top, index finger and middle finger on the base. Slowly (though not *that* slowly, particularly if you're beside other men at a urinal) slide your hand up, as someone else said, as if you're squeezing a marble out of a straw, or getting that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. Squeeze right to the top, and the dregs should satisfyingly spurt out (remember to keep your aim).

Zip up, nice and dry. With enough practice, you should be able to do this quickly, discreetly and without getting your hand wet.

Airblazer

you could always try and meet up with this girl!!!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054870119

the Guru

MadPatrick wrote:

I went to the doctor recently about a lump on my balls that turned out to be a harmless cyst, called an endo...something cyst that can stay there. My girlfriend reckons this might have something to do with the leakage.

was the cyst called a Epididymitis ,

Background: Epididymitis is an inflammation or infection of the epididymis, a convoluted duct that lies on the posterior surface of the testicle. If the inflammation or infection extends to the adjacent testicle, epididymo-orchitis is present. The most common cause of intrascrotal inflammation is epididymitis.

Pathophysiology: Epididymitis most often is due to the retrograde extension of organisms from the vas deferens and is rarely the result of hematogenous spread. The causative organism is identified in 80% of patients and varies according to the age of the patient.

Coliform bacteria (Escherichia coli) predominate in prepubertal males. These patients require urologic evaluation for a genitourinary anomaly, which is present in as many as 50% of these patients. Epididymitis in this age group could also be secondary to a postinfectious inflammatory reaction to certain pathogens. Research has shown that boys with epididymitis had significantly elevated titers for Mycoplasma pneumoniae, enteroviruses, and adenoviruses when compared with control groups.

Sexually transmitted pathogens are the organisms most often responsible for epididymitis in the patient younger than 35 years. Chlamydia trachomatis is responsible for nearly 50-60% of cases, while Neisseria gonorrhoeae is the second most common organism responsible for epididymitis.

If it was epididymitis it has nothing to do with your Leaky penis


and the leaky penis thing happens to me all the time , I can never wear beige trousers :-)

LegacyUser

I have been suffering from this on and off for years n years.
I can vaguely remember back in secondary school, I was forced to stuff a piece of tissue down my kaks in order to absorb the leak. It's not that it was that much, but I was paranoid of having a wetpatch, or stinking like a wino's crotch more than anything else. It came to a head back in college(11 years ago), and got to a point where I was fairly worried so went to the college GP.

She did a urine exam, and when she checked the results looked quite concerned, which gave me the fear to say the least. She said the levels of *something I can't remember coz it was so fekkin long ago* were quite high, and she wanted me to go to the hospital straight away, and even rang ahead to make sure someone could see me asap.

At this stage I was scared $hitless, and packed an overnight bag just incase.
When I arrived at the hospital, I was seen by two different doctors, and another urine sample was taken.

After an hour or twos wait, I was told that nothing blatently wrong was found, but they wanted me to see the consultant urologist so they schelduled an appointment for me..... which turned out to be for 5 MONTHS FROM THEN.

I was honestly gutted that I had to wait so frikkin long, and in the end just rang up and cancelled the appoinment.

Health-wise I'm A1 at the mo. This leaky business comes back every once in a while - the most recent was 2 months ago.... It seems to come out of no-where and hang around for 2 to 3 weeks. I don't recognise when it goes - just some day I go 'oh yeah, that hasn't happened in a while'.

I thought it was that the underwear I wear was too tight, but I am still wearing the same range/size right now and it doesn't happen. With the most recent time it happened, i noticed that the way I sat at work affected the 'rate'.

So in short, I don't know what it is..... I hate when it happens because it really makes me paranoid that I might litterally smell like 'eau de toilette'.
I've had urine exams (unrelated) since, and no alarm bells have gone off. Initially I think they were concerned it was something to do with incontinence(sp?) which in younger folkmay be a sign of something more serious...... but I'm still here, and all cylinders are still firing.

If someone does know what causes this, please share the wealth.
Twould be nice to put and end to it, but it's not the end of the world.

Mr Magnolia

Thaedydal wrote:

maybe try some excerises to tigthen the bladder control.
Basically stop and start peeing while you are going.

You could have a weak Pelvic Floor Muscle or Urinary Sphincter Muscle, so the above is good advice, if that's the cause..

http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/kudiseases/pubs/uimen/

franksm

Anything that makes things more hygenic down there is going to help.

So, go get circumcised, it's worth it.

*Shelly*

[cm]tyranny wrote:

actually, i've been taking cranberry supplements from a health food shop which are good for general urinary tract health and prostate condition. go see a doctor and see what he says first though.

Ok you said you're taking cranberry supplements for urinary tract health etc. Am i to take that as you have a urinary tract infection and if this is the case then thats why its leaking. It could be from the cyst aswell though. I know its happened to other guys but for you it could be the cyst because usually cysts have to drain somehow otherwise they just get bigger and your body finds the easiset way to get rid of it.
The long and short of it is..Go to the doctor. In the end of the day they're medically trained and can most likely tell you what the problem is. All we can do in here is guess so it won't help ya much.

rubadub

Hagar wrote:

The girls must be rolling around laughing just about now.:D

Yeah, laughing so hard they pissed their knickers:v:

Massage it out from base to tip as mentioned. I thought all men knew that, thats why men can always get another bit out of a toothpaste tube!
Do it several times, leave it, and do it again. I just tie 3 good knots in mine

Executive Steve

*Shelly* wrote:

Ok you said you're taking cranberry supplements for urinary tract health etc. Am i to take that as you have a urinary tract infection and if this is the case then thats why its leaking. It could be from the cyst aswell though. I know its happened to other guys but for you it could be the cyst because usually cysts have to drain somehow otherwise they just get bigger and your body finds the easiset way to get rid of it.
The long and short of it is..Go to the doctor. In the end of the day they're medically trained and can most likely tell you what the problem is. All we can do in here is guess so it won't help ya much.

i don't have a cyst though.... nor a urinary tract infection

prevention is better than cure... plus my girlfriend works in a health food and vitamin etc shop and gets me loads of random stuff like that at a knockdown price...

Dont be at yourself

Don't wait for it to come to you, you go get it, with a q-tip.

Dark_by_Dezign

this used to happen to me but i found a solution nd now never have the problem

Nevyn

Dark_by_Dezign please check the dates on threads before posting in them this one is 4 years old.