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Pensioners...

Karoma · 2006-01-07 18:38:11

A recently retired gentleman went to the social welfare office to apply for his Pension.. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license or passport to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left…

07-01-2006 6:38pm

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A recently retired gentleman went to the social welfare office to apply for his Pension..

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license or passport to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Welfare office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have got Disability too."

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#2 08-01-2006 11:30am

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wehhhh wehhhhhhhh wehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#3 08-01-2006 9:06pm

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I don't get it, explain using a labeled diagram.

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#4 09-01-2006 9:28am

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boo-urns!

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#5 09-01-2006 2:38pm

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i laughed... a little

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