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  • 06-01-2006 9:10pm
    #1
    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Comments

  • #2
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    lovell wrote:

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    Because it's hard to manufacture round boxes, and they don't stack as easily.


  • #3
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Finding it hard to settle in London?

    Get out more


  • #4
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

    A TV is a tangible object, the movie is a series of moving objects.
    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Have you considered the converion rate?
    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    You can see more things at once from the top of the building, the binoculars are used to focus in on anything that attracts interest

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #5
    muckwarrior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,099 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
    An ambulance!


  • #6
    JPA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,813 ✭✭✭✭JPA


    It's only a bit of fun guys. Stop giving serious answers!!


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  • #7
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
    Anyone in the building, they all know the number...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #8
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Can you cry under water?

    If you're wearing goggles, yes.
    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Fairly important.
    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Because branches can hurt you - like banks.
    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    For the flavour factor.
    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    CIE no doubt.
    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Nudity all the way.
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    If it was square you would have difficulty getting it out.
    What did cured ham actually have?

    BSE
    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Because that's the American way.
    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    "Slept like an old man" doesn't sound very nice, does it?
    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    These days it would be called a sitting for the sound-impaired.
    If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

    You just tell them you couldn't tell the difference. If they test you, you're f*cked.
    Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

    Because your name is Denis Rodman.
    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    People are too dumb and/or lazy to bring their own binoculars.
    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

    Because you're obviously an American and your country is messed up in lots of ways.
    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Eh? What doctor do you go to?
    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

    Ghostbusters!
    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Ask that doctor of yours when he next sees you. :v:


  • #9
    Fabritzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Fabritzo


    way to kill a thread, nice guy ed*


    yes I know your name isn't ed.


  • #10
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Can you cry underwater?
    Dunno!


    The thread lives on!


  • #11
    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭lovell


    good save daddio :)


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