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elaborate funeral

  • 06-01-2006 09:57PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart made of plastic, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened up, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart to be buried.

    At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter.
    When confronted he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...

    I'm a gynaecologist!!!"


Comments

  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    *Snigger*

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    :D Back to where he started from!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    ashes to ashes... dust to dust .... ahem...


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