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Bad Stomach

  • 06-01-2006 09:54PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
    suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.

    So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
    his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

    Suddenly the man screams in disgust.

    "What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"

    "No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,658 ✭✭✭PowerHouseDan


    Ha good one Lovell, This from a Personal Experience
    lovell wrote:
    A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
    suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.

    So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
    his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

    Suddenly the man screams in disgust.

    "What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"

    "No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭lovell


    my wife said it to me today. getting a bit suspect tho after your reply powerhouse !!!!! will have to have a word with her


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Ah God! Ewww! Thats not an image I want in my head, ugh!!!!

    Good joke though

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    lmao at the expression that would be on the guys face :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Brillaint! Loffle!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Old but brilliant:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭falipo


    that jokes like wine


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