golden shower

akw_old

eh this is a bit weird but suppose this is the place to go.

been seeing this girl for a while. she ****ing well hot. really like her, sound as well. anyway, things were going well until the other night after a bedroom session she asked if she could piss on me, or vice versa. i couldn't believe it, nearly told her to **** off, but tried to calm down and say i'm not into that. now she's at me saying its only a bit of fun and all this. if i do it she says she'll make it worth my while, and invite a girlfriend of hers around one night!! thats sounds good, but i dont like the golden shower idea at all. sounds pretty gross.

any advice?? anybody done that before?

john^doyle

i'd kill to be in your position!

just do it!

garthv

Just do it while you are in the shower and wash yourself after, keeps her happy and you pretty much out of hassle

akw_old

yeah but piss on someone, or get pissed on?!
would you do that??

JimmySmith

imagine the smell of you every morning. you'ld have to buy a new matress, and carpet probably Next she#ll be asking you to drink it

Sleipnir

JimmySmith wrote:

imagine the smell of you every morning. you'ld have to buy a new matress, and carpet probably Next she#ll be asking you to drink it

I think it's safe to assume you wouldn't do this while actually in bed.

chump

I've only engaged in a golden moment a handful of times (in the last week) and while it seems a bit gross it's actually quite a pleasant experience.

Go for it.

bobbyjoe

If you do it make sure its in her bed not yours.

Pigman II

Water way to have a good time!

Just let her do it. Nothing better than a woman who'll actually ask for whats she's into instead of just getting one that sits there smiling politely and thinking of Ireland.

However if you're not comfortable with it hten just tell her NO, but either way don't be doing this "quid pro quo" act with her either. If you want her to do something then just ask for it. Ransoming each other is just pathetic.

Gone West

jesus, if it has to be done the shower is the place to go.
obv.

Raytown Rocks

Get her to bring her mate over and they can both p**s on you.
Could be fun ( smelly ) but fun.

akw_old

yeah but if i do it, and i presume it'll be in the bath alright, whats next?? **** on her chest?!

Jesper

Cours ya should do it!! on her and in shower and then F*** the brains out ot her and her friend. She doesn't seem like the shy bashfull type you have in mind though so I'd say her and her friend will be a handfull!! EVEN BETTER.
Go make another thread on asking how to please 2 wild women! I'v can't comments for that one ya lucky B*****d.

Victor

More from PI.

I've just realised that maybe this is more PI than S&S.

Crash

er, its been moved to where the OP no longer has access now...

fade2black

Funniest thread I've read in a while. (Thanks Chump)

Victor

TheGrinch_000 wrote:

er, its been moved to where the OP no longer has access now...

**shrug**

Shabadu

Victor wrote:

**shrug**

Don't worry Victor, *I* got it.

Talliesin

akw wrote:

yeah but if i do it, and i presume it'll be in the bath alright, whats next?? **** on her chest?!

You'd have to ask her that.

If it freaks you out, don't do it.

Otherwise do, since she's into it.

If you're not sure just whether it freaks you out or not and want to give it a go for her sake then make sure she's clear that you're experimenting in this regard and may want to bring matters to a halt quickly, or may not want to do it again.

Moved back to PI as it is really a PI (akw's concerns about it). If people want to just talk about Golden Showers in general start a new S&S thread.

Ciaran500

Just get her to drink lots of water on an empty stomach before she does it. It won't smell or even taste anything like piss.

Shabadu

Did anyone else get it? PI? S&S? PISS? I lolled.

SexeeAussie

Ask her in what context she wants this to happen...and why....

There are certain mattress protectors etc you can buy that will stop the 'smell' factor.Otherwise, there are certainly other places that are more 'hygienic'.

If you are not comfy with this, don't do it, if you want to try it, then go for it.

killswitch

in the words of Starsky..."DO IT!!!". you will never get a chance to do something like this again if u dont try....and just so u know,if a girl wants to be pissed on she is submissive and will probably do anything u ask or tell her to do afterwards....ur a lucky bastard

SexeeAussie

killswitch wrote:

in the words of Starsky..."DO IT!!!". you will never get a chance to do something like this again if u dont try....and just so u know,if a girl wants to be pissed on she is submissive and will probably do anything u ask or tell her to do afterwards....ur a lucky bastard

Oh.....killswitch, how do you know this????
You are full of it!

akw_old

Talliesin wrote:

Moved back to PI as it is really a PI (akw's concerns about it).

thanks for moving it back

akw_old

Ciaran500 wrote:

Just get her to drink lots of water on an empty stomach before she does it. It won't smell or even taste anything like piss.

TASTE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

michaelanthony

akw wrote:

yeah but piss on someone, or get pissed on?!
would you do that??

Don't be so provincial.

akw_old

michaelanthony wrote:

Don't be so provincial.

what?

akw_old

so the general consensus is that if i dont piss on her or get pissed on, i'm an idiot? that right?

her friend better be up for it, thats all i'm saying.

Airblazer

****..u piss on her..tell her she's a dirty bitch and get off on it..then bring her mate over..piss over both of them and screw them both..u're hardly going to marry this girl so enjoy all the experiences while u can..personally i wouldn't be into it but if a girl wants you to treat here like a dirty bitch why deny her?

Sherlock

Ahhh....who said romance was dead?

rubadub

akw wrote:

so the general consensus is that if i dont piss on her or get pissed on, i'm an idiot? that right?

A crazy mad idiot if you don't do it. Think of the regret in later life, telling your grandkids "if somebody offers to piss on you, take it, or you may live to regret it for the rest of your bitter life like me".

Make sure she eats sugarpuffs that morning for a nice aroma. Who knows, in a months time she may want to take a dump on you, mmm sweetcorn :v:

Candlelit dinner, pissing sweet nothings in her ear...

killswitch

rubadub wrote:

Candlelit dinner, pissing sweet nothings in her ear...

with sweetcorn lmfao

AngryBadger

Pigman II wrote:

Nothing better than a woman who'll actually ask for whats she's into instead of just getting one that sits there smiling politely and thinking of Ireland.

Amen to that!

Setun

You go home there tonight and tell her you want to get pissed on. It'll all be over in a few minutes, and then you got a night-long reward.

maybe.

fade2black

This young lady should be up for some award.

akw_old

think i'll nickname her "urine cake"!

ARGINITE

****..u piss on her..tell her she's a dirty bitch and get off on it..then bring her mate over..piss over both of them and screw them both..u're hardly going to marry this girl so enjoy all the experiences while u can..personally i wouldn't be into it but if a girl wants you to treat here like a dirty bitch why deny her?

Your a true romantic:)

akw wrote:

think i'll nickname her "urine cake"!

This is the sort of women you bring home to your mother.
Hello, mammy this is urine cake.
urine cake, this mammy.

megameaty

Wasn't Hitler into that kinda thing? He hired prostitutes to come and piss/poop on him...I'd make sure she does keep her end of the bargain, i sure wouldn't fancy someone weeing on me.

ARGINITE

Wasn't Hitler into that kinda thing?

Ya, its said that he got his niece to.

I really I dont see the big deal, either you want to or you dont, wee cant make the decision for you:)

p.pete

fade2black wrote:

This young lady should be up for some award.

I want pictures (nothing obscene mind...).

blahblah06

akw how exactly did she bring this up like

Ciaran500

akw wrote:

TASTE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the moment arrises you might get a little more adventurous.:p

toffeapple

you should eat a whole box of Sugar Puffs( they make your pi$s reek for some reason!!) and have a nice fragrant pi$s all over the dirty hoe.......and her friend...be great imagine not having to get up to the bathroom for that after cum pis$

akw_old

blahblah06 wrote:

akw how exactly did she bring this up like

just during the pillow talk. things we'd like to try. mine were tame compared to this!

blahblah06

Right well it had to come from somewere. think you should discuss it with her. she obviously got the idea from somewere...

I dont understand about bringing her gf around seem odd. she must have done something with this girl before?? personally i wouldnt stay with her. seems to me your been used.

akw_old

blahblah06 wrote:

Right well it had to come from somewere. think you should discuss it with her. she obviously got the idea from somewere...

I dont understand about bringing her gf around seem odd. she must have done something with this girl before?? personally i wouldnt stay with her. seems to me your been used.

well that was one of mine. bit of give and take you know.

oh no, i may be being used, god i better break up with her cos she wants to have a threesome!! come on.

i want the threesome used or not. not sure bout the wee.

akw_old

Ciaran500 wrote:

When the moment arrises you might get a little more adventurous.:p

oh dear

ravenhead

Have to say from a girls point of view this is GROSS! There is no way I would ever let someone 'P' on me. I mean there's plenty of things to do to each other without getting discusting, next she'll want a snowball! Def not the type of girl to be getting too involved with

akw_old

killswitch wrote:

with sweetcorn lmfao

nothing like chocolate sweetcorn!

uncalled for killswitch

akw_old

ravenhead wrote:

Have to say from a girls point of view this is GROSS! There is no way I would ever let someone 'P' on me. I mean there's plenty of things to do to each other without getting discusting, next she'll want a snowball! Def not the type of girl to be getting too involved with

explain a snowball to me? i'm only young sorry