D4's fake tan emergency

Pepe LeFrits · 31-12-2005 12:04am #1

Just slop it all over yourself, you'll look great. If it's patchy, just fill up a bath with Fanta and have a swim, it'll cover up any problem areas nicely.

Lump · 31-12-2005 12:30am

Ha ha..... D4 fake tan, don;t bother with it, it make you look worse. Hit the sunbeds once every so often.

John

Scraggs · 31-12-2005 12:39am

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Fake tan emergency. Just put on Loreal Sublime Bronze tanning milk and I've never used it before. What's it like, will I be orange???

god i hate situations like this i feel your pain!!

one of the girls i work with uses it and it looks gorgeous on her ...should be fine! dont worry too much!

whats the worst that can happen:v:

Creamy Goodness · 31-12-2005 12:40am

Scraggs wrote:

whats the worst that can happen:v:

she could light up the darkest of rooms by walking into it?

Endurance Man · 31-12-2005 12:40am

What a stupid thread, you put this stuff on and THEN come post here asking what its gonna look like!! Stop being so impatient, wait a while.

Scraggs · 31-12-2005 12:43am

Cremo wrote:

she could light up the darkest of rooms by walking into it?

i'm sure she does that anyway:v:

SexyD4Lady · 31-12-2005 1:01am

OMG, I love Scraggs!!

Scraggs · 31-12-2005 1:03am

yep i am pretty loveable.....modest too!

hope the tan goes ok for ya [i'm in the processs of fake baking as we speak]

Azureus · 31-12-2005 1:09am

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Fake tan emergency. Just put on Loreal Sublime Bronze tanning milk and I've never used it before. What's it like, will I be orange???

would ya not have asked that BEFORE you put it on?

Endurance Man · 31-12-2005 1:10am

LOL, i thought you would no better than to start a thread on FAKE TAN on boards

, its the devil.

DAEDULUS · 31-12-2005 1:47am

is this a pre-newyears eve thing because my sister just came into the kitchen stinking of the stuff aswell ? :v: :v:

madrab · 31-12-2005 12:42pm

arghhh the army of uumpa luumpa's is upon us!!!!!!

run away!!

Nightwish · 31-12-2005 4:55pm

You've just been TANGOED

Tar.Aldarion · 31-12-2005 6:29pm

damn it, beaten to it...but yet,

homah_7ft · 31-12-2005 11:39pm

Fake tan. What does it taste like?

ClareBear · 02-01-2006 2:22pm

homah_7ft wrote:

Fake tan. What does it taste like?

Steamed scallop.

madrab · 02-01-2006 4:59pm

cant wait for the day that they realise fake tan has a higher rate of causing cancer than uv light, muh hu ha ha ha lets seee all those orange freaks die

*goes back to plans of world domination*

Capt'n Midnight · 02-01-2006 5:56pm

Just drink family packs of carrot juice.

Better still mix it with vodka. Just imagine your joy after a night out looking into the mirror next morning.

Nightwish · 02-01-2006 6:19pm

OR drink Sunny D...thats when "orange skin" craze began wasn't it???

D4's fake tan emergency

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