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How Much Wood Would A Wood....

  • 30-12-2005 12:09am
    #1
    sterculelum
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    Chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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  • #2
    Shiminay
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    tumbleweed.jpg


  • #3
    BEAT
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    Ill give yer chuck some wood. . .


  • #4
    Capt'n Midnight
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    http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodchuck
    the average Groundhog moves approximately 1 m³ (35 cubic feet), or 320 kg (700 pounds), of dirt when digging a burrow.
    http://www.groundhogsday.com/encyclopedia/article.php?topic=groundhog.html


  • #5
    sterculelum
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    BEAT wrote:
    Ill give yer chuck some wood. . .

    Boo hiss you villain!


  • #6
    Scraggs
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    hold on..... wtf is a woodchuck??


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  • #7
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Scraggs wrote:
    hold on..... wtf is a woodchuck??
    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodchuck
    :p


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
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    Awesome-o says 17, and I agree.


  • #9
    Sparky
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    Fleetwood wood, wood, would fleetwood?


  • #10
    sterculelum
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    No.

    Mac.


  • #11
    Scraggs
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    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Groundhog.jpg

    wow my life feels a little brighter now i know what it is....
    o no wait it was just gas


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  • #12
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Scraggs wrote:
    Groundhog.jpg

    wow my life feels a little brighter now i know what it is....
    o no wait it was just gas
    .


  • #13
    Scraggs
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    A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


  • #14
    BEAT
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    all this talk of wood and not one "schwing!" remark, tsk tsk
    for shame people...for shame.


  • #15
    homah_7ft
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    If I was a woodchuck na na na ni na na


  • #16
    Le Rack
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    what sort of wood we talkin bout chuckin ere?


  • #17
    homah_7ft
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    Balsa


  • #18
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ah sure that stuff's easy to chuck!

    (Just cuz I'm a girl don't me I don't know stuffs!)


  • #19
    homah_7ft
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    Stalker ;)

    Maybe it's so light it becomes difficult to chuck. Plus if we are measuring by weight it would take a huge volume of balsa to match the same weight in say, oak.


  • #20
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    true... at least it's not mahogany (sp)

    btw that's not funny! :D


  • #21
    Patricide
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    As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck


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  • #22
    Le Rack
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    evidently you wood chucker!


  • #23
    homah_7ft
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    Become the woodchuck.


  • #24
    Le Rack
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    chuck chuck


  • #25
    homah_7ft
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    So much wood so few woodchucks.


  • #26
    Le Rack
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    ah but fleetwood would would fleetwood


  • #27
    homah_7ft
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    Bloody hell talk about back in the day.

    That's some good woodchuck memory.


  • #28
    Le Rack
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    yeah... chuck chuck


  • #29
    homah_7ft
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    Would a wood chuck by any other name chuck as much wood


  • #30
    Le Rack
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    What chuck through yonder window breaks, It is woodchuck and chuck is the son...


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  • #31
    homah_7ft
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    For brave wood chuck, well he deserves that name


  • #32
    Le Rack
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    sun, above...

    Oh, falus woodchuck...


  • #33
    homah_7ft
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    Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such a woodchuck


  • #34
    Le Rack
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    shakespeares dead in my pants!


  • #35
    Le Rack
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    :o


  • #36
    homah_7ft
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    Ahhh I see what you mean now. Get the wood chuck to deal with it.


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  • #37
    Le Rack
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    oh yeah the wood would!


  • #38
    homah_7ft
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    Would he though, would he...? At this point I will hold my glasses in my hand ponderously. How well do we really know this "wood chuck"?


  • #39
    Le Rack
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    well we know that if he could he would chuck wood, and it would be a whole lot of wood.


  • #40
    homah_7ft
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    Would the wood chuck, chuck a whole wood of wood I wonder.


  • #41
    Le Rack
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    well it depends on your definition of a whole wood of wood, and what kind of wood, I mean, you don't want him damaging his little chucker.


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  • #42
    homah_7ft
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    So many questions and so few answers. I wonder if he will ever reveal himself.


  • #43
    Le Rack
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    here chuck chuck wood!


  • #44
    homah_7ft
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    Maybe if you throw some sawdust down it will attract him.


  • #45
    Le Rack
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    hmmm or a whole wood...


  • #46
    homah_7ft
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    Better not do his work for him. Though I could be wrong. I've just got a bad blair witch style feeling about this wood chuck


  • #47
    Le Rack
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    he coulda chucked a whole lotta wood in that film!


  • #48
    homah_7ft
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    I think he was behind those St. Bridget cross thingys.


  • #49
    Le Rack
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    I knew it! Damn you chuck!


  • #50
    homah_7ft
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    I wonder is it Wood Chuck Norris


  • #51
    Le Rack
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    woody allen if you ask me!


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