xmas version of the JCB song VERY FUNNY

deckie27

This is a short clip of the JCB song
From a few nights ago
http://files.filefront.com/Garethavi/;4535401;;/fileinfo.html
or
http://rapidshare.de/files/10048089/Gareth.avi.html

its 1 meg

Enjoy
Dec

Edit - new link

flogen

Twats. Who ever they are, they're twats.

That wasn't funny, it was stupid. Not even stupid in a funny way, like Naked Gun. it was just stupid in a "this was a waste of time and download cap" kind of way.

Endurance Man

That was useless, utterly useless.

radiospan

Hey!

Leave Naked Gun out of this.

blahblah06

ummmm

panda100

the REAL jcb song was written by seamus moore about a decade ago-his jcb song is way better than both versions anyways!

deckie27

Thanks for the good reviews lads
Jaysus Is it that bad?
I thought a lad singing with his head in a washing machine and the reat would at least raise a smile

aidan_walsh

deckie27 wrote:

Thanks for the good reviews lads
Jaysus Is it that bad?
I thought a lad singing with his head in a washing machine and the reat would at least raise a smile

Ah, well now I'm glad I didn't click the link.

The next time you're tempted to post something like that, please put your own head in the washing machine.

Admit it, you made it, and you wanted us to tell you what a comedy genius you were, right?

tman

i count myself as blessed that i've never heard this song.

a girl in work asked me if i have it, seeing as i'm a "DJ".:rolleyes:
she actually went to great lengths to prove that such a retardedly **** (?) song actually exists.
judging by the lyrics, it's a steaming pile of poo.

and judging by the OP, watching a few semi steamed muckers re-enacting it won't fit my definition of "VERY FUNNY"

deckie27

aidan_walsh wrote:

The next time you're tempted to post something like that, please put your own head in the washing machine.

Admit it, you made it, and you wanted us to tell you what a comedy genius you were, right?

I thought after hours was for stupid things?
Am I wrong?
and its not me

and tman beleive me he was fully steamed. u must of watched it?

Rb

that was the biggest load of sh1te I've come across on the internet in the last month.

_Kaiser_

Funny this is here now as I heard this infamous JCB song for the first time yesterday in a mate's house. Can't say I was impressed myself! :rolleyes:

Sparky

i must say the granny loves it, cant say the same for myself

flogen

plazzTT wrote:

Hey!

Leave Naked Gun out of this.

Hey, I love Naked Gun, it's stupid in a kind of way that really makes you think (and laugh)

skywalker

That was crap. Not funny at all.

spiderlegs

There's nothing funny about the JCB song...
It's just pure crap

Endurance Man

spiderlegs wrote:

There's nothing funny about the JCB song...
It's just pure crap

I like the song, why is this thread still here?? Not really going anywhere is it.

monkeyfudge

I think I saw the video for this song the other day... all the lyrics seem to be about some guy who has a hard-on for his dad...

Even the fact that Optimus Prime is in the video doesn't stop it from being terrible.

incisor71

What the ***** was that clip all about?

They looked like they had each inhaled 18 lines of scouring powder.

tman

monkeyfudge wrote:

I think I saw the video for this song the other day... all the lyrics seem to be about some guy who has a hard-on for his dad...

Even the fact that Optimus Prime is in the video doesn't stop it from being terrible.

The JCB Song;

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An' we're holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no...

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And We're holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass
oh oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

I'm sittin on the toolbox
oh oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

-

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass
woah

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

And I'm sittin on the toolbox
oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

Aw, said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB

_Kaiser_

^^ Yep that was the one alright. Rubbish!

marco murphy

Class song :"D

Dizzyblabla

they had it online for awhile (I just tried the link www.jcbsong.co.uk and it didn't work), the video for it is so cute, I really liked it...
as for the clip, sorry OP - it's bad... very bad...

tman

holy mother of ****!

it's obviously a "you had to be there" type moment...
i might've laughed out of pity had i actually been there

Hagar

That can't be a real song.
I mean real songs all have words like ho, mo'fo, pimp, bust a cap in his ass, attitude, dude. And they all have videos of hos strutting their stuff and working their booty and flashing their titties.
Can't be a real song then can it?

StupidLikeAFox

The guy who wrote it was actually dyslexic, and used to get bullied in school by teachers and bullies (obv)
*hence the line:
And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
and
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss*

Plus his dad used to go to the cinema and learn martial arts froml bruce lee movies, coz he couldnt afford the proper lessons or something
*hence the line:I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee*

Anima

Is that supposed to make the song better?

BigArnie

The video isn't funny but peoples reaction to it certainly is. Good thread overall... I'm cracking up laughing here. I must be a moron.