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The Test

  • 29-12-2005 12:54am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭


    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
    cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
    live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
    to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
    all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
    apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
    shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
    face or you'll be eaten."

    The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
    in pain, so he was killed.

    The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
    king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
    should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
    ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
    asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
    second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
    coming with pineapples."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,960 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    lol kinda like the joke in the first episode of the league of gentlemen but funnier coz its always funny to laugh at the third guy haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Pauly26


    LMAO Brilliant, just what i needed at this time in the morning


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Very funny, think I may of heard it before though....

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Brilliant. Best one in awhile.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    Brilliant!!! :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,523 ✭✭✭optiplexgx270


    :):):d


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Danno


    Pure Class! :D:D:D Genius! :)


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