Christmas Scam-Be Carefull!

Victor

I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am a victim of the latest scam while out shopping. This could happen to you...

Here’s how the scam works:

Two great looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving the shopping centre while you are placing your shopping on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to a nearby shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful !!!!!! And have a Happy Christmas !!!!!

Soundman

Pmsl!!!!

Pauly26

Need details, location time ect....., purely so i don't get stung like you did

The Bollox

wait, does the title read Christmas scam or Christmas spam?

dimegetchapull

thats ****in weak marts

Töpher

lol

The Bollox

dimegetchapull wrote:

thats ****in weak marts

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I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am a victim of the latest scam while out shopping. This could happen to you...

Here’s how the scam works:

Two great looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving the shopping centre while you are placing your shopping on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to a nearby shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful !!!!!! And have a Happy Christmas !!!!!

isn't?

Crash

I like it. it implies i can get oral sex for money.

HybridTech

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday

Brilliant