Lap Dancing In Balbriggan

ciarann

I know this might sound crazy but apparently a local Bussiness man has his eyes on opening a lap danceing club in the balbriggan town a good sourse of info a man told me in the pub the other day.This man used to have a similar thing up and running in Skerries a few years ago.
With all the the East Europeans livin up here and the Blacks it might be a great Idea for the area plus the local girls mite get some useful tips out of it.
It might be a great idea with all the new esatates in the area> there would be plenty of punters and All the lads would have a ball.maybe he will put it up where the new Dunnes stores and maybe ben =Dunne will open it.hopefully it is will be open for the summer so we will have something to look forward to after the Dublin games on Sunday and there will be loads of Birds everywhere like Newcastle in England.I cant Wait Lads:) :cool:

godtabh

ciarann wrote:

With all the the East Europeans livin up here and the Blacks it might be a great Idea for the area plus the local girls mite get some useful tips out of it.

I love the way as a nation we have extened the welcome to different cultures as long as they are naked

tman

kearnsr wrote:

I love the way as a nation we have extened the welcome to different cultures as long as they are naked

they've gotta have big tats too, otherwise they can **** off back to where they came from!

_Kaiser_

tman wrote:

they've gotta have big tats too, otherwise they can **** off back to where they came from!

Right from the Ali G policy of Immigration

the_menace

Let's face it... they'd have to be from Eastern Europe! The thought of naked Balbriggan women dancing around makes me want to puke.

Retr0gamer

Woo Hoo!. I'm from Balbriggan! I say the soon the better. I remember when they had the lap dancing joint in O'Sheas, Skerries (I think). Missed it myself due to being away but my brother had a great time when he went there.

I also agree about the comment about no Balbriggan dancers. There is a higher than average minger:hottie ratio in this town.

solicitous

ciarann wrote:

I know this might sound crazy but apparently a local Bussiness man has his eyes on opening a lap danceing club in the balbriggan town a good sourse of info a man told me in the pub the other day.This man used to have a similar thing up and running in Skerries a few years ago.
With all the the East Europeans livin up here and the Blacks it might be a great Idea for the area plus the local girls mite get some useful tips out of it.
It might be a great idea with all the new esatates in the area> there would be plenty of punters and All the lads would have a ball.maybe he will put it up where the new Dunnes stores and maybe ben =Dunne will open it.hopefully it is will be open for the summer so we will have something to look forward to after the Dublin games on Sunday and there will be loads of Birds everywhere like Newcastle in England.I cant Wait Lads:) :cool:

If thats in anyway true, I expect that it will be Gary Browne the owner of
De Brun will open it. hes a money hungry f*ck.
Doubt very much any of the would-be dancers will be from Balbriggan :rolleyes:

solicitous

Retr0gamer wrote:

There is a higher than average minger:hottie ratio in this town.

The hotties are imported

Calibos

There was one in Bray for a few months but it closed due to lack of interest. Before it opened all the lads were saying how they couldn't wait, when it opened everyone made excuses, "Ah me girlfriend would kill me, Sure I'm not paying to see naked chicks" etc etc

TBH I think they only work in Big city centres, not in towns or suburbs.

the_menace

Calibos wrote:

There was one in Bray for a few months but it closed due to lack of interest. Before it opened all the lads were saying how they couldn't wait, when it opened everyone made excuses, "Ah me girlfriend would kill me, Sure I'm not paying to see naked chicks" etc etc

All honorable excuses. At the end of the day though, it's hardly worth spending hundreds of euros to have some chick shake her tits and ass in front of you, winding you up while you pay €15 for a beer and get threatened by ham-fisted knuckleheads not to let your hands drift below her equator. They're rip-off joints for desparate, pathetic men and stag parties to be perfectly honest. I went to one once out of curiosity with a few of the lads and it was a joke. Extortionate entertainment, I felt sorry for the girls and the management were a bunch of scumbag criminals.

solicitous

ciarann wrote:

This man used to have a similar thing up and running in Skerries a few years ago.

Ahh I missed that bit, you mean David Pratt then.. he lives up to his surname anyway :rolleyes:
I cant see this going down well in the town, there is a lot of new builds with very young families, not to mention the older generation Balbrigganers- alot of people will protest against it.

I'd keep buyin' me nitelink tickets if I were you

ciarann

Maybe the new Bus that circles the town will bring the punters to and from the Strip club,maybe even the Girls will use the bus service to get droped home as well.Hopefully the Bus Driver will get a golden pass in to this new venture for his work aldo I am sure he will be a happy punter as well.this service is great for when you are leggless and need a cheap ride home for €1 its not bad the taxi driver charge €5 up to moylaragh.I am happy i moved here and hope this takes off soon.:D :cool:

solicitous

ciarann wrote:

moylaragh

So with one euro rides home and probably a moylaragh mortgage on board, Im thinking was no turkey at Ciarans table this year, anyone for a breast of sparrow?

seriously, with D9 down as your location, I think you are obviously a 'blow in' as the locals would call it. it would be in your best interests to do more listening than talking. I know of the town myself, and there are more bull****ters and scum there.

ciarann

Ha ha your mad,that bus that circles the town is only €1 euro so if you know your Balbriggan tell me I am a liar.you know i am not spoofing.:D .Its designed to take the traffice of the Road.As for blow in yes I am from Whitehall like half of Balbriggan and have a desire for a Lap Dancing club.
As for the Morgage> I rent my house in Moylaragh And not can Afford my new 2 BED house in Mortello so who's your Daddy now boy.:eek:

rubadub

Balbriggan, very sexy name, I can see Rita O'Shea shaking her stuff, red raw box on her like a well worn welcome mat.