Bass Porn

Doctor J · 22-12-2005 2:49pm #1

of a stupidly high standard to be found here

for example...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

GAS

Oh, I've been expecting you

Ravelleman · 22-12-2005 6:20pm

I've never been a fan of fancy designer basses but I must say that that one is the sex. The rest of them do nothing for me. Give me a Ric or a G&L and I'd be happy.

Karl Hungus · 22-12-2005 6:27pm

Hmm... I don't like I'm afraid.

Doctor J · 23-12-2005 12:02am

Wha? Are you nuts?

Would you look at that, man. Puts conservative guitar design to shame :cool:

feylya · 23-12-2005 9:11am

I endorse this product/service.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 23-12-2005 10:10am

Please, children could be viewing!

Karl Hungus · 23-12-2005 10:16am

Yeah, sorry but that body shape is a real turn-off, especially that upper horn. I just can't dig it.

Doctor J · 23-12-2005 10:20am

but... but... but...

Karl Hungus · 23-12-2005 10:21am

Yeah, that's a little more sexy.

feylya · 23-12-2005 10:27am

A little more? That's a ****ing master piece!

Doctor J · 23-12-2005 10:29am

Jebus, I mean, the detail that's gone into the back of the neck/headstock alone :eek:

feylya · 23-12-2005 10:33am

The ebony veneer works really well there.

Doctor J · 23-12-2005 10:36am

feylya · 23-12-2005 10:38am

25 laminates

Doctor J · 23-12-2005 10:42am

Cripes jiminy :eek:

Karl Hungus · 23-12-2005 10:43am

Yes yes, it's a masterpiece! Happy?

fitz · 23-12-2005 10:48am

Doctor J wrote:

Cripes jiminy :eek:

Reminds me of Gonzo from the muppets nose....:rolleyes:

feylya · 23-12-2005 10:49am

Doctor J wrote:

Cripes jiminy :eek:

Agreed. 10 bolts to hold the neck in though :eek:

Doctor J · 23-12-2005 10:56am

Not mad on the Ritter shapes but they certainly know how to bling up some wood

Rustar · 23-12-2005 6:15pm

I say, this puppy is pretty sweet....bet I could knock down a few city blocks with that.....

It wasn't me! · 26-12-2005 4:49pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

Yeah, sorry but that body shape is a real turn-off, especially that upper horn. I just can't dig it.

Oi! That's my Streamer's body-shape you're bitching about! :eek:

Doc_Savage · 28-12-2005 9:52pm

oooh!:o

feylya · 28-12-2005 10:08pm

Oh my...

Doc_Savage · 28-12-2005 10:22pm

i haven't a notion what it's made of!!

any ideas anyone?

feylya · 28-12-2005 10:23pm

Some mad bookmatched spalted maple perhaps?

Doc_Savage · 28-12-2005 10:24pm

it looks like something that got burned and kept growing!

maple's too easy anyway!

exotic%20wood.jpg

maybe it came from a tree like this?

68 lost souls · 28-12-2005 10:39pm

No here is a nice bass http://www.thomann.de/thoiw6_harley_benton_hbb6000_6string_ebass_prodinfo.html

Cant wait to have a new job so I can get it.

smog · 02-01-2006 2:13am

Doc_Savage · 02-01-2006 9:17pm

one giant leap for bass porn kind!!:v:

smog · 02-01-2006 9:52pm

it just is damn sexy aint it ..

Beecher · 04-01-2006 2:08pm

Speaking of bass porn my new (well secondhand off Ebay) Jazz bass deluxe just arrived! It needs a bit of a setup but f*ck it rocks!

Some pichoors so I can escape a banning!

Doctor J · 04-01-2006 2:19pm

Oooh very tasty. Is that the one with the swish electronics? What is the B string response like?

Beecher · 04-01-2006 2:28pm

Yeah the electronics do seem quite swish, active pickups with 5 knobs (the third one is stacked to make 2). The knobs are a bit crackly though, prob cause its 11 years old and could use some switch cleaner. The B seems to be strong and deep with no mud, me likey :v:

Rustar · 04-01-2006 2:29pm

Me likey! Me likey!

Edit: amazing, used the same phrase while making concurrent posts....great minds DO think alike!

Doctor J · 04-01-2006 2:30pm

Good stuff. Nice one man!

Parsley · 04-01-2006 2:34pm

Doctor J wrote:

Cripes jiminy :eek:

This one, tbqfh. :v:

Beecher · 04-01-2006 2:42pm

Wow!

Christ I love quilted maple!

Doc_Savage · 04-01-2006 7:31pm

look's a bit "fat" to me!!!;)

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