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Family Problems

  • 20-12-2005 09:34PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    Old but a good 'un

    A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."

    The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
    "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

    The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.

    When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

    On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

    The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

    "Yeah, my wife!"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    good :D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Me likes

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    lol :)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Very funny!!


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