Frank Lampards fiance

jcf · 20-12-2005 5:32am #1

I live in Barcelona and theres lots of rumours here of him moving here
to play for Barca, then i found out why, his fiance Elen Rives
is Catalan and her and family are mad Barca supporters.

Anyone have any links to pics of her (CLEAN ONES ! I just wanna see what she looks like), cant find any not even on google images.

raheny red · 20-12-2005 11:50am

Well I just typed "Frank Lampard's Girlfriend" into Google and went to images!!

This could be her - she seems pregnant

lamp's gf

Green_Martian · 20-12-2005 12:30pm

I thinks that is her....but she has had the baby now

Shinners21 · 20-12-2005 12:35pm

raheny red wrote:

Well I just typed "Frank Lampard's Girlfriend" into Google and went to images!!

This could be her - she seems pregnant

lamp's gf

LOL...she seems pregnant... Really?? :eek:

Dermo · 20-12-2005 12:36pm

raheny red wrote:

Well I just typed "Frank Lampard's Girlfriend" into Google and went to images!!

This could be her - she seems pregnant

lamp's gf

haha, she's pregnant and has to carry all the bags!

Dub13 · 20-12-2005 12:39pm

How did she become pregnant...?

zAbbo · 20-12-2005 12:41pm

Supergoals like these....

fwank

Pigman II · 20-12-2005 12:55pm

Dub13 wrote:

How did she become pregnant...?

Lampard is deadly accurate with his shooting from almost any angle.

He can even score from well outside the box!

Dub13 · 20-12-2005 12:57pm

Pigman II wrote:

Lampard is deadly accurate with his shooting from almost any angle.

He can even score from well outside the box!

Thats right...he is a good Box to Box player,and a good tackler.

GoneShootin · 20-12-2005 1:08pm

Dub13 wrote:

Thats right...he is a good Box to Box player,and a good tackler.

Lol ya

He also inserted his penis into her vagina and ejaculated his sperm containing semen - ultimately resulting in the gestation and eventual development of a mammal.

I love puns

zAbbo · 20-12-2005 1:10pm

He also slept with your dad

Pigman II · 20-12-2005 1:11pm

GoneShootin wrote:

He also inserted his penis into her vagina and ejaculated his sperm containing semen - ultimately resulting in the gestation and eventual development of a mammal.

^^ Nudge nudge, wink wink

GoneShootin · 20-12-2005 1:34pm

zabbo wrote:

He also slept with your dad

Baz! Name change ??

100gSoma · 20-12-2005 2:33pm

GoneShootin wrote:

Lol ya

He also inserted his penis into her vagina and ejaculated his sperm containing semen - ultimately resulting in the gestation and eventual development of a mammal.

I love puns

ejaculated his sperm containing semen?????
surely you mean ejaculated his semen containing sperm.

:rolleyes:

GoneShootin · 20-12-2005 2:47pm

100gSoma wrote:

ejaculated his sperm containing semen?????
surely you mean ejaculated his semen containing sperm. :rolleyes:

I wondered how long it would take for someone to spot that

What can I say - my sex education was comprised of a plastic bag and a bananana...

zAbbo · 20-12-2005 3:08pm

and a few toe touching exercises

CrowdedHouse · 20-12-2005 3:19pm

100gSoma wrote:

ejaculated his sperm containing semen?????
surely you mean ejaculated his semen containing sperm. :rolleyes:

or sperm-containing semen

Dub13 · 20-12-2005 3:50pm

Back to the OP,

Why do you want to see what Frank Lampards fiance looks like...?

In some US states this is called Stalking.

StupidLikeAFox · 20-12-2005 6:32pm

Seaman prob never even met the girl

Dave! · 20-12-2005 6:53pm

Dub13 wrote:

How did she become pregnant...?

Well when a man loves a woman...

etc

jcf · 20-12-2005 10:53pm

raheny red wrote:

Well I just typed "Frank Lampard's Girlfriend" into Google and went to images!!

This could be her - she seems pregnant

lamp's gf

hoe come this link doesn't work for me
i get the "Your search - Frank Lampard's Girlfriend - did not match any documents."

Error

Dub13 · 21-12-2005 1:06pm

why

Frank Lampards fiance

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