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Where Do Redhead Babies Come From

  • 15-12-2005 08:26PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭


    WHERE DO REDHEAD BABIES COME FROM?
    After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
    obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but
    I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be
    mine."

    "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both
    have
    black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to
    the
    gene pool."

    "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families
    on
    both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

    "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have
    sex?"

    The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the
    past
    year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

    "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭muffin_man


    Funny but kinda disgusting if you think about it! Is it her or is it him that's rusty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    Since it's a bannable offense to say a joke is bad (and supposedly good also). I'd suggest rating these, people. I know I have...

    Did you think that one up yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 cheap sheep


    haha:) good stuff


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I'm not going to day this is a bad joke but.....I dont know how to finish this sentance

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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