Is the love still there?

Kernel

A couple of weeks ago i started a thread entitled do do ya do ya do ya love me. The feedback was good(apart from narky sarky) but i only got a couple of pages.The thread has sank quicker than a fat bloke in a swimming pool wearing concrete shoes.
Why did this happen. Am i still loved. I demand at least 4 pages in responce

KnifeWRENCH

I WANNA COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
yaeh.,it was a great thread......never actually saw it.....but great!!!

madrab

*waves hand*

this is not the thread your looking for

homah_7ft

I was a bit miffed that no one replied to my pearl of wisdom on that thread. No point really to this post by me. Ammmmm......

:v:

Ozzy

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Check out my pacman maze
inspired by homah_7ft

Kernel

To be honest i'm sick of these boards. Inane People like Shabadu Tsubh dearg and sarky get all the attention from you groupies while intelligent posters like me manage only a handful of replies. Something is very wrong.

madrab

Kernel wrote:

To be honest i'm sick of these boards. Inane People like Shabadu Tsubh dearg and sarky get all the attention from you groupies while intelligent posters like me manage only a handful of replies. Something is very wrong.

your very wrong.....

Kernel

Ah, I see Pighead has posted a thread under my account while I was having a smoke break... C'mon people, I know how to spell 'response' it was obviously an imposter!

madrab

Kernel wrote:

Ah, I see Pighead has posted a thread under my account while I was having a smoke break... C'mon people, I know how to spell 'response' it was obviously an imposter!

your an imposter...

Kernel

madrab wrote:

your an imposter...

You're an imposter!

Old man narky sarky. He never gives the ball back.

Shabadu

Tell Porkchop I'll have McGinty fire his ass if he ever *dreams* of calling me inane again.

He'll know what I'm talking about, yet he won't know who I am.

MOohahahAHAHhahahahahahah

EDIT: You said he's a Sunday World hack, yeah?

Capt'n Midnight

madrab wrote:

your an imposter...

This from the person who stole my avatar

madrab

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

This from the person who stole my avatar

your an avatar...

Kernel

madrab wrote:

your an avatar...

You're an avatar!

Kernel

Shabadu wrote:

Tell Porkchop I'll have McGinty fire his ass if he ever *dreams* of calling me inane again.

He'll know what I'm talking about, yet he won't know who I am.

MOohahahAHAHhahahahahahah

EDIT: You said he's a Sunday World hack, yeah?

I think he fancies you though Shabadu... If he had no job, then he'd be a full time stalker! :eek:

madrab

Kernel wrote:

I think he fancies you though Shabadu... If he had no job, then he'd be a full time stalker! :eek:

your a full time stalker

*puts on comeback of the year crown*

The Gnome

A garbage man!

Capt'n Midnight

Kernel wrote:

while intelligent posters like me manage only a handful of replies. Something is very wrong.

like your analogies, and inability to grasp basic physics.

Kernel wrote:

The thread has sank quicker than a fat bloke in a swimming pool wearing concrete shoes.

Fat blokes float. In fact if you used concrete shoes designed for the average drownee then yer man might not sink at all. And even if they did sink then the larger surface area would increase the drag thus slowing the desent, even if you argue that the drag coefficient is lower, it is a larger object. And you haven't specified which end of the pool they would be deposited into, get that one wrong and the he won't sink either.

Ozzy

You're a garbage man!

Kernel

Ozzy wrote:

You're a garbage man!

You're a concrete shoe!

Ozzy

Kernel wrote:

You're a concrete shoe!

Yeah well... You're... ... gay
Yeah you're gay!
... You big gay garbage man! And also, 'yo momma'



Fckin ownd

Kernel

Ah well,as another kernel thread disappears i guess i'm just gonna have to accept that i am too good for the plebians that populate boards.This will be my last ever post in TCN. Goodbye and good riddance.Thanks for nothing sarky

Kernel

DISCLAIMER:

The original thread, and the above post was put there by a work colleague of mine, let's call him BigHead, who still thinks it's amusing to post under my account when I go for a smoke break. I can feel the butt warmth on my chair when I get back, and then check to see what I've posted. Bighead, change the record man!

madrab

yeah, sure "bighead"

stop being so pigheadded & admit its of your doing

Shiminay

Kernel wrote:

The original thread, and the above post was put there by a work colleague of mine, let's call him BigHead, who still thinks it's amusing to post under my account when I go for a smoke break.

Lock your fking workstation you tard! That level of stupidity annoys me...

Kernel

Kharn wrote:

Lock your fking workstation you tard! That level of stupidity annoys me...

Do you know what my work entails? Do you presume that I can just lock my workstation whenever I have to leave it (which is frequently). When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me buddy!

madrab

i assume too

we are all ass's

let us poop together for a better tomorrow


parp!

Kernel

Alright I know I said I wouldnt be posting in here anymore but to be honest i've been lonely for the past few days without you guys. Forgot those vicious words i said before I love each and every one of you dearly(except for the girls, i hate them). Madrab I love you even more than the Number 17 in my local Chinese. Sarky is the best thing that i've discovered since the wee fella in my pants back in 82.

Anyway love and kisses to everyone.Happy Xmas pals.(except the girls obviously).

Ozzy

Number 17 ey?.. let me see that menu again..

Hmmm, "Cream Of SumYungGuy"
No, I can't say i've tried that one!

Le Rack

And why don't the girls get to have a happy xmas!
ANyway it would have ruined mine to come back here and find good old Kernal gone!

homah_7ft

I believe in Kernal. He does exist

Le Rack

Really he does!

Ozzy

Not anymore I'm afraid.
Kernel passed away over the festive season, trying to swim with concrete shoes on
RIP K-man...



Kernel (Feb2005 - Dec2005)
"No it's ok, the larger surface area will increase the drag!"

*sniff*

Shiminay

so the love drowned with him, it all makes sense now...

Le Rack

Nooooo!
REAlly. Nooooo!

KEEERRRRNNAAALLL!

homah_7ft

Kernal lives on in our hearts.

Chad ghostal

Good morning Tv.. lookin so healthy..

homah_7ft

Is this something to do with not wanting to be alone?

Chad ghostal

I guess it's about time for our William Tell routine.

AlienGav

You're all wanker$!

Sarky

homah_7ft wrote:

Kernal lives on in our hearts.

And here I thought it was indigestion.

How long can the f*cker survive in there?

Ozzy

Settle down, settle down everybody..

I'm afraid Kernel's ghost will haunt the corridors of Boards, and our black hearts, until this thread has reached 400,000 pages... then the circle will be complete, and the troublesome indigestion will be exorcised.

homah_7ft

If Idi Amin taught us nothing else, and he didn't, it's that life goes on.

Le Rack

AlienGav wrote:

You're all wanker$!

At least we're not boy-racin aliens, ya alien!

if who taught us what?

masteroftherealm

Kets keep this going people only 399,955 replys to go

Le Rack

go people go

masteroftherealm

lets do this

Ozzy

Nice work. At this rate I've calculated it should only take about 60 trillion billion years

masteroftherealm

Good

masteroftherealm

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