Father O'Reilly

Capt'n Midnight

The Bishop recieved a large number of complaints about Father O'Reilly's bitter attacks on the British from his London pulpit.
"You can't go on speaking to your congregation in that fashion", His Lordship tols the pirest. "Remember the law of charity and the fact that you live in a country of which you speak so harshly. Next week I ask you to give a sermon on the Last Supper. With that topic you will not be able to indulge your bias."
Father O'Reilly accepted the rebuke mildly, but the Bishop discreetly attended then service the following Sunday to check that all went well. He had no cause to complain and no once in the course of his sermon did the priest refer to the Base, Brutal and Bloody Saxon. The Bishop noticed with satisfaction that he was drawing to the end of what had been a very good and inoffensive piece of religions instruction.
" ... and having asked all the disciples, it was time to turn to Judas," Father O'Reilly said. "Judas," came the question, " wouldst thou betray me?"
The priest paused and looked around.
"Judas looked back without blinking an eyelid, and then with the treachery of his kind he answered, " Not Blooming likely, Guv".

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