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The chicken or the egg?

  • 11-12-2005 12:50pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭


    Well? Which came first?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,323 ✭✭✭Hitchhiker's Guide to...


    the stupid question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,426 ✭✭✭Roar


    whichever one was smoking a cigarette first...

    boom boom...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    Neither


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Jesus came first. He was chicken shaped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,426 ✭✭✭Roar


    got this from http://howstuffworks.com

    In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

    Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

    Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

    so there..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    If you are Christian the Book of Genesis settles this arguement..

    "And God said 'Let the Earth bring forth fowl'". That would be the chicken.
    He didn't say "Let there be roundy sort of things, yeah eggs, let there be eggs"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Roar wrote:
    got this from http://howstuffworks.com

    In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

    Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

    Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

    so there..

    Try telling that to George Bush :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,648 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    DawnMc wrote:
    Well? Which came first?

    the chicken...the egg hadnt reached sexual maturity yet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Big Knox


    Eggs cant just come to exsist.

    Nor can chickens, but they can evolve from lesser life forms i assume. Probally totally wrong :p


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    DawnMc wrote:
    Well? Which came first?
    Well, eggs came first, just not chicken eggs.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Yer awl wan came first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    2 chickens mutated from mould in the ground and were bisexual, so they had male and female organs after one hatched an egg it made love with one of the parents and since the baby chicken was a male the next baby became a female and it evolved from there.


    Right im off to dr demento now :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    do you not plant chickens??


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,562 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    chickens are only recently bred from south east asian jungle fowl by humans.
    Fossilised egs have been found millions of years old.
    or billions if you use a looser definintion of "egg"

    also eggs are not known to orgasm.


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