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cameltoe

  • 10-12-2005 9:15pm
    #1
    tintinr35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭


    Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh

    Walking down the street something caught my eye
    A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
    This middle aged lady...I gotta be blunt
    Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front
    I could see her uterus...her pants were too tight
    She mustn't own panties
    There were none in sight
    She walked right by..the poor woman didn't know
    She had a frontal wedgie...a cameltoe

    Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
    Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe!

    Girl, that's gotta hurt
    Take some time and adjust
    Can't you see people staring and making a fuss?
    Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
    Is your crotch hungry, girl? Cuz it's eating your pants
    Do you enjoy all the commotion and attention it brings?
    The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
    In public, putting on an X-rated show,
    grossing people out with your cameltoe

    Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
    Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe!

    First day of spring and by the look of things
    These girls have forgot how to dress
    A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts
    And it's causing me much distress
    Whoomp there it is!
    Ya’ll right in the front
    Everybody come and get a good look
    I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook
    You better take a quick minute before you step outside
    Check the area thats pubic
    Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
    All twisted up like rubic
    Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
    I wanna put you all in the know
    Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
    Watch out for the camel toe

    Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
    Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe!

    Pick it out, pick it out


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