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Anyone hear any good Man united jokes

  • 08-12-2005 05:15PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭


    Anyone here any good jokes about them going out of Europe

    e.g.

    What have united and a 3 pin plug got in common?

    They're both useless in Europe


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    the pampers one is on this forum.
    Dont need any jokes tbh... just go on how brutal they are to any man utd mates you got :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    All those jokes are the "<enter team name here>" kinda jokes though...
    We need fresh Utd jokes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 Alan153


    I take it you heard the real reason the rape charges were dropped against Ronaldo. Upon further questioning of the alleged victim, it was found that Ronaldo never actually raped her. She admitted that he dribbled all over the place and never actually got near the box :D


    please don't ban me..!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Utd title contenders


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Man utd are a joke in themselves!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Murt10


    Bin Laden captured in the Old Trafford trophy room. He said it reminded him of the caves in Afganistan - dark - empty - taken over by Americans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭joe316


    Ryanair are the new sponsers of Utd......




    out of europe in 90 minutes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    roflasmpl


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