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Blind pilots

  • 07-12-2005 07:00PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭


    Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
    other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes,
    and the engines start up.
    The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The
    plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realise they're headed straight for the water at
    the end of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts
    smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know Bob one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!"


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