Rooms For Rent

The_B_Man

Single: 65 p/w
Double: 60 each or 70 if its taken as a single room.

bills not included.
Cable is 2.50 p/w, esb is usually bout tenner each, same wit gas.

Place is down in the new-ish houses near tesco, KFC etc.

dont fancy puttin me number up for all u feckers to spam the bejaysus outta so send me a PM!

ps, u must be this <

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> cool to move in. NO CRAP PEOPLE!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

What is that, the lenght of your erect penis... ok, thanks for that...

Anyway, do ye feckheads have broadband, tis an essential thingy these days. Who else lives with ya?

Redrocket

why did the people move out?

blu_sonic

newish house near tesco? is that old burrin?

lashes

i never thought you'd be fed up of women with big boobies eoin seriously, and lucy says she would only love to come in and replace them

The_B_Man

ye the reason for the ppl "movin out" was that they thrashed the place last thursday so it'll be only me left in the gaf unless i can get ppl to move in. also, i got the fone cut off there coz i couldn't be arsed wit another bill, so no broadband.

the houses are Anglers Walk. u know KFC, well go towards tesco but instead of takin the tesco exit at the roundabout, take the next one.


Lashes, im an ass man. prefer a perky ass to massive jabs. tell the juicer she can apply for a viewing of the house. last night, all her & mary saw was the inside of me bedroom, so ill have to show her the rest of the house! hehe

I'd let u move in, lashes, only i know you wouldn't coz theres no lift!

lashes

Eoin i am cool anywayz so id be more than able to move into your wonderful house and im sure Juicy would be willing to share the room with you hehe

The_B_Man

oi! less of that!! wouldn't wanna make u jealous anyway!

besides, u think u can move in? i'm the one who decides the cool level, and trust me everyone, the cool is not strong in this one!

lashes

right you know what bman i is gonna kick your ass for that one
i am cool
i dont think you would know cool if it slapped you in the face!!!
and dont worry about the lift, ill just use my initiative

ShayK1

/me Slaps B_Man in the face

The_B_Man

shut up lashes, u cabbage.

shay, wat r u slappin ME for? that lashes one deserves a back o' the hand.

The_B_Man

ok theres a new condition for moving in. YOU MUST LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE!

that is all...

Redrocket

offer 60 for a room
and i will leave your boobies alone

The_B_Man

also, no bargaining of the price. its a non-smoking house aswell. prob shoulda said that.

stevenk, u want the single room ye?

The_Goose

I ll give you an old fish and a box of corn flakes?

The_B_Man

if i wanted old fish i'd call yore ma!! hehe.

bought cheap aldi shreddies there yesterday so i'm cool for the breakfast cereals.

sure u can book the sofa for free anyway. will i put u down for a week in late feb?

ShayK1

I'm moving in down the street..... We'll be neighbours and everybody needs good neighbours.......la la la la la la la laaa

ShayK1

lashes wrote:

i dont think you would know cool if it slapped you in the face!!

Thats why I slapped ya, to see if ya knew cool??

The_B_Man

ah i get ya! wat number u movin into?

Redrocket

11

The_B_Man

Shurrup! i was askin shay. plus, u live in southern gardens. u decided on a plan to avoid losin ur deposit?

ShayK1

23 with me woman.Not definite yet but looking very likely.

The_B_Man

Still a room left if anyone is interested or knows someone interested.