You're going to be stranded on a desert island...

AARRRGH

...and you can only choose from the list below (5 options.)

What do you choose?

Kelly Brook.
Unlimited supply of Butlers Coffee.
Condoms.
Unlimited supply of Zaytoon kebabs.
Unlimited supply of the latest "Top Shop" fashion.
Internet access (broadband with computer.)
Sleeping bag (large size.)
Mosquito (sp??) repellent.
Graham Norton.
Jessica Alba.
Jessica Biel.
Metro Newspaper every morning.
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
20 beers per day.
"Big Brother" style TV programme filming everything.
Healing powers like Jesus.
25 inch cock.
Punch bag.
Mobile phone with signal.
Chlamydia.
Medical skills at consultant level.
Football skills of Pele.
Roy Keane.
Brad Pitt.
Skate park with skate board.
Xbox360, PS2 and plasma TV with power source and 2 games per month.
The secret of life.
Jesus's phone number.
DVD player, 10 DVDs a month, plasma TV, power source.
Full medical kit.
Ability to control monkeys with your mind (and 15 monkeys.)
Rifle.
Unlimited supply of cigarettes.
Amazingly strong pheromones.

Note that you will be on this island until you die. 5 options only.

I choose -

Jessica Biel.
Jessica Alba.
Kelly Brook.
20 beers per day.
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.

You?

(yes I know this is a ridiculous thread.)

DonkeyStyle \o/

Graham Norton.
Roy Keane.
Rifle.
Unlimited supply of cigarettes.
Ability to control monkeys with your mind (and 15 monkeys.)

AARRRGH

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Graham Norton.
Roy Keane.
Rifle.
Unlimited supply of cigarettes.
Ability to control monkeys with your mind (and 15 monkeys.)

WTF????

WHY?????????

DonkeyStyle \o/

Have you seen The Running Man?

AARRRGH

LOL yes. I understand Roy Keane for company/security. The monkeys. The cigarettes. The gun.

But Graham Norton???????????

DonkeyStyle \o/

No, no, they're the contestants... it's me and the monkeys that are running the show.

AARRRGH

Haha OK. Yes, the running man. I understand now

YeatsCounty

Kelly Brook.
Jessica Alba.
Jessica Biel.
Condoms.
Graham Norton.

I might get bored of beautiful women after a while, you see. :rolleyes:

-oRnein9-

Kelly Brook
Condoms.
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
Internet access (broadband with computer.)
Healing powers like Jesus.


Ah let the porno film begin, and with healing powers like Jesus I could have multiple multiple orgasms and she would never get sore or her period!!!!!!!! Boom BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!

dundalk cailin

Internet access
DVD Player
Brad Pitt
Sleeping bag
Unlimited supply of tesco (:eek:) food

Dave!

1. Internet access (broadband with computer.)
2. 20 beers per day.
3. Xbox360, PS2 and plasma TV with power source and 2 games per month.
4. Jessica Alba
5. Unlimited supply of cigarettes.



Sounds good

1. So I can have something to do, and also, so I can get help
2. So I can get drunk
3. To keep me occupied
4. So that I can have sex
5. I might as well have some sort of pleasure if I'm gonna die there anyway

The Troll

YeatsCounty wrote:

Condoms.

Am i the only person who would take an xbox, games, plasma tv and power source instead of condoms on a desert island? Would i really give a sh*t about an STI out there? F that, i'd take my chances. Give me Jessica Alba, food, internet, XBOX and 1 of the other ladies and i'll die a happy man there.

Dave!

Yeah but dude, then if Jessica Alba gets pregnant, you'll have to either worry about the kid, or else... dispose of it -- and I'm sure that's not pleasant, especially when you don't have medical skills at consultant level, or a full medical kit!

Pitseleh

Pfft, all you need Jesus' phone number - just to do the ol' "This is God.... frey Jones". He won't know what's going on

Edit: Whoa, whoa, whoa - Will I get a phone? If not I've been tricked and want my money back. Or a slightly bigger island.

Mossy Monk

1. Jessica Alba
2. Internet access (broadband with computer.)
3. Xbox360, PS2 and plasma TV with power source and 2 games per month
4. 20 beers per day
5. Healing powers like Jesus

who needs food when you have the healing powers of Jesus
interesting list though

joejoem

Kelly Brook.
Sleeping bag (large size.)
Mosquito (sp??) repellent.
20 beers per day.
Rifle.



Also some Majreuana(sp) seeds

madrab

Mossy Monk wrote:

1. Jessica Alba
2. Internet access (broadband with computer.)
3. Xbox360, PS2 and plasma TV with power source and 2 games per month
4. 20 beers per day
5. Healing powers like Jesus

who needs food when you have the healing powers of Jesus
interesting list though

ill heal that pregnancy!

ferdi

all i'd want is a bag of seeds and a hydroponics kit

deisedevil

I'd only need three.
Mobile with signal= ring for help.
Jessica Alba=Shag her silly while i wait for help.
Cigarettes=cause i'd crack up without em!

Diarmsquid

Jessica Alba. (Can I have Emma Watson instead?)
Sleeping bag (large size.) (Just for me, she can sleep on the sand.)
Internet access (broadband with computer.) (So I can see where I am with Google Earth:D. And also to get help if I get bored)
Ability to control monkeys with your mind (and 15 monkeys.) (How cool would that be?)
Healing powers like Jesus. (We would never die! Enternal bliss!)

NikNik

Internet access (broadband with computer.)
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
Mobile phone with signal.
Brad Pitt.
20 beers per day
Unlimited supply of cigarettes.

But i'd request matches or a lighter for my ciggies and to cook my unlimited supply of food and i might swap my mobile for Jesse Metcalfe

I wouldn't really think of it as "stranded" tbh. More like set for life !

Rb

Jessica Alba.
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
20 beers per day.
Healing powers like Jesus.
Ability to control monkeys with your mind (and 15 monkeys.)

Nimrod's Son

Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Kelly Brook
Amazingly strong pheromones
Unlimited supply of cigarettes

I don't smoke but damn, I'd probably need to take it up!

Steve_o

20 beers per day, Jessica Alba and condoms!!

madrab

Steve_o wrote:

20 beers per day, Jessica Alba and condoms!!

with 20 beers a day i dont think you will need those bears

dundalk cailin

NikNik wrote:

i might swap my mobile for Jesse Metcalfe

I wouldn't really think of it as "stranded" tbh. More like set for life !

he is one fine speciman

oh and you picked 6 by the way, you cant have brad and jesse, you gotta share

Internet access (broadband with computer
Unlimited supply of Tesco food
Brad Pitt
Sleeping bag
20 beers per day:D

Hanginthere

ferdi wrote:

all i'd want is a bag of seeds and a hydroponics kit

dont forget your skins!

Scarinae

Internet access (broadband with computer.) - who needs DVDs when you can just download movies online? Anyway 10 DVDs a month isn't really a great deal
Sleeping bag (large size.) - and I'd hide my boyfriend in it while I'm on my way to the island
Healing powers like Jesus. - with Jesus's powers, I could escape the island by walking on water once I got bored of it!
Mobile phone with signal. - so I could stay in contact with people who don't really use the Internet. And why waste Meteor 'free texts for life'?
Ability to control monkeys with your mind (and 15 monkeys.) - who wouldn't want 15 monkeys gathering your food, building fires etc for you while you're there?

deisedevil

Originally Posted by Steve_o
20 beers per day, Jessica Alba and condoms!!

madrab wrote:

with 20 beers a day i dont think you will need those bears

Bears??? where?

monkeyfudge

I'd just take the monkeys. I'm not greedy.

ambro25

Kelly Brook and Jessica Biel for the descendance... well, get plenty of training anyhow

Internet access (broadband with computer) for mental sanity

Healing powers like Jesus for accidents

Rifle for pirates

Unlimited supply of Tesco food for everything else (including the 20 beers per day, unlimited supply of cigarettes, etc. - who wants to waste time foraging for food with 2 women to satisfy constantly :rolleyes: )

danniemcq

Xbox360, PS2 and plasma TV with power source and 2 games per month. (xbox 360 drool)
Unlimited supply of Tesco food. (noodles huarrah)
20 beers per day. (goes without saying)
Internet access (broadband with computer.) (porn!)
Jessica Biel. (for cleaning up!)

CodeMonkey

ambro25 wrote:

Rifle for pirates

What you gonna do? Club them to death? You have no bullets :eek:

Naos

Kelly Brook - Obvious Reason 1
Jessica Alba - Obvious Reason 2
Internet Access - For if im ever bored. Also i'd have access to unlimited amount of music/games/film.
Healing powers of Jesus - Stealing Mossys food idea And Madrabs pregnancy one..
Unlimited supply of food - Use the internet to find out how to make some nice tasting beer while I'm at it..

Why would someone bring a sleeping bag ??

da1&only

kelly Brook.
Sleeping bag (large size.)
20 beers per day.
Internet access (broadband with computer.)
Healing powers like Jesus

I would die a very happy man if this was to come true:D

Bacchus

Kelly Brook -> that was tough between her and Jessica Alba

Condoms -> obviously

Unlimited supply of Tesco food -> quite neccessary if I want to live longer than a week

Internet access (broadband with computer) -> Keep me updated on world news + I can download movies. No need to get the DVD player and 10 DVDs a month now. Ha!

Xbox360, PS2 and plasma TV with power source and 2 games per month -> Kinda a toss up between this and the 15 monkeys. I reckon I'd get bored with 15 monkeys quicker. At least with the consoles I get new games to play.

Btw. To anyone that picked 20 beers a day. How silly is that. You are on a desert Island. It'll be hard enough keeping hydrated with the heat without the assistance of alcohol. Now if you had 20 beers a day and Jesus's healing powers, you could get wasted and prevent hangover. Still don't see the point of getting drunk on an Island with only one/two women, all the food you can eat and 15 monkeys...........

Binomate

A boat and a rifle(to play with).

Atrocity

Internet access (broadband with computer.)
Jessica Alba.
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
20 beers per day.
Unlimited supply of cigarettes.

spiderlegs

Internet access (broadband with computer.)
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
20 beers per day.
Healing powers like Jesus.
DVD player, 10 DVDs a month, plasma TV, power source.
Right that's me I've worked it out that I can actually live quite a nice life on my little desert island with these things!!

biko

Mosquito (sp??) repellent.
Jessica Alba.
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
Full medical kit.
Unlimited supply of cigarettes.

The General

Internet access (broadband with computer.)
Jessica Alba.
Unlimited supply of Tesco food.
20 beers per day.
Unlimited supply of cigarettes.

Gone West

Screw it, while I may be fuzzy, I aint fussy.
Give me any one of those three chicks and some food and I would die a happy man.

and isnt emma watson like... 15 dude?
Get with the programme.

Peteee

Internet access with Broadband
Jessica Alba
Tesco Food (Hopefully its a tesco with an attached offie)

That is all, My life would be perfect :v:

Diarmsquid

FuzzyLogic wrote:

Screw it, while I may be fuzzy, I aint fussy.
Give me any one of those three chicks and some food and I would die a happy man.

and isnt emma watson like... 15 dude?
Get with the programme.

Yeah, so am I. It's cool.:cool:

cournioni

Kelly Brook.
Jessica Alba.
Jessica Biel.
20 beers per day.
25 inch cock.

Mr.Nice Guy

I choose:

Kelly Brook.
Jessica Alba.
Jessica Biel.
Healing powers like Jesus.
Xbox360, PS2 and plasma TV with power source and 2 games per month.

Nasty_Girl

PORNAPSTER wrote:

Kelly Brook.
Jessica Alba.
Jessica Biel.
20 beers per day.
25 inch cock.

But what would you, and all the others who left out the condoms do with all the kiddies that would result?

Although I suppose you'd have an ulimited supply of milk...;)

cournioni

Nasty_Girl wrote:

But what would you, and all the others who left out the condoms do with all the kiddies that would result?

Train them to build boats to get us off the island obviously.

Nasty_Girl

PORNAPSTER wrote:

Train them to build boats to get us off the island obviously.

Yeah you'd have your own rowing team before long!

Karl Hungus

Nasty_Girl wrote:

But what would you, and all the others who left out the condoms do with all the kiddies that would result?

Cheap alternative to turkey at christmas. :v: