one for the guys!

Riveta

What are you opinions on urinals?! I personally can't stand them! They're vile, digusting, and come on who wants to whip it out in public! opinions!

LadyJ

I wish they had female urinals...

faceman

The urinal is the only time a bloke can go for a whizz n not wash afterwards. Remember that the next time ur bloke goes to the jax n kisses u when he gets back....

dar83

faceman wrote:

The urinal is the only time a bloke can go for a whizz n not wash afterwards. Remember that the next time ur bloke goes to the jax n kisses u when he gets back....

Do you piss on your lips? :rolleyes:

Endurance Man

Hate them, i really hate all public bathrooms. I usually cant pee until i no there is no one else in the bathroom .

adonis

dar83 wrote:

Do you piss on your lips? :rolleyes:

is that a question for the women...hate to be vulgar.

muletide

I always found them to be a great source of small change towards the end of a night always enough for a pint. Sort of like a smelly ATM

Creamy Goodness

Endurance Man wrote:

Hate them, i really hate all public bathrooms. I usually cant pee until i no there is no one else in the bathroom .

same here, but if i'm drunk enough that goes down the drain

scojones

They don't bother me as long as they are clean, don't smell, and don't have other people's pubes in them. And as long as the sink in the public toilet is clean, has hand-washing-gel and has hot water, it's plain sailing.

dar83

adonis wrote:

is that a question for the women...hate to be vulgar.

haha, well I did quote what I was referencing, so you're alone in your vulgarity. :v:

johnnyrotten

faceman wrote:

The urinal is the only time a bloke can go for a whizz n not wash afterwards. Remember that the next time ur bloke goes to the jax n kisses u when he gets back....

Why is it the only time? what the f£ck are you talking about?

adonis

dar83 wrote:

haha, well I did quote what I was referencing, so you're alone in your vulgarity. :v:

nothing much new there...
on a side note, i dig urinals...especially the trough like ones...i feel really at home there, as i am obviously hung like a horse.

Giblet

Cremo wrote:

same here, but if i'm drunk enough that goes down the drain

It's because both of you probably have small penises.:v:

Setun

I Love Them.

These are my personal faves:
http://www.falconwaterfree.com/flash.htm

And Lady J you're in luck:
http://www.restrooms.org/urinals.html

Creamy Goodness

yeh or we are just so caring that we do not want to put the others to shame

LadyJ

Daddio wrote:

And Lady J you're in luck:
http://www.restrooms.org/urinals.html

Savage!

missingtime

Never bothered me that much. Although if its too busy i'll use the stall.
Speaking of uncomfortable peeing situations was standing at urinal and there was a guy down at the far end making heaving breathing noises. He was in his teens so I can imagine he was doing what it sounded like he was doing. I got freaked out anyway and couldnt go. Was bursting too....

Nasty_Girl

Daddio wrote:

http://www.restrooms.org/urinals.html

I wonder why these never caught on....

Oh wait coz most of them are the same as usin a toilet really.

danniemcq

why do most of the posters that replied have a problem with peein in public??? are ya ashamed of somthing?

me (and this isn't meant to boast about anything btw) could not give a flyin f about peein in the urinal AS LONG as there is the splash distance

robinph

LadyJ wrote:

I wish they had female urinals...

Here you go:

http://www.urban75.org/photos/glasto/glasto014.html

Edit: and heres some more for you:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3849381.stm

Endurance Man

Cremo wrote:

same here, but if i'm drunk enough that goes down the drain

Ditto, if i am drunk and really need to go i can usually do the deed, but otherwise it can be little tricky . Im really not sure why tbh, i just cant.
Im not ashamed of anything, i dont think anyone can explain why, just because......

LadyJ

robinph wrote:

Here you go:

http://www.urban75.org/photos/glasto/glasto014.html

She/pee! Teehee.

Binomate

I don't like the concept of a group of men standing around pissing against a wall together.

johnny_ultimate

Awkward drunken urinal talk is the worst.
I was talking to this chap once, whose society i basically abandoned. A conversation that wouldn't have been fun in any case, but with the lads out and the alcohol in ... very unpleasant.

LadyJ

Binomate wrote:

I don't like the concept of a group of men standing around pissing against a wall together.

I think it's odd that we don't just piss in a hole out in the garden!
I mean,some people spend a fortune on decorating thier bathrooms and all they do is piss there! It's very strange indeed.

Binomate

LadyJ wrote:

I think it's odd that we don't just piss in a hole out in the garden!
I mean,some people spend a fortune on decorating thier bathrooms and all they do is piss there! It's very strange indeed.

Aye, but it's nice to have pretty things to look at when you're doing your buisness. I supose the birds and the bees would be nice as well.

Lump

I love the toilets in one of the buildings at work, they've got individual toilets... Like Mini bathrooms. Great!

John

johnny_ultimate

LadyJ wrote:

I think it's odd that we don't just piss in a hole out in the garden!
I mean,some people spend a fortune on decorating thier bathrooms and all they do is piss there! It's very strange indeed.

Possibly the wisest point ever made on boards.
Down with toilets - the unnecessary hazard (the amount of toilet related fatalities have risen 63% in the last year alone according to a very reliable survey. Ahem). Bring back outhouses!

danniemcq

johnny_ultimate wrote:

Awkward drunken urinal talk is the worst.
I was talking to this chap once, whose society i basically abandoned. A conversation that wouldn't have been fun in any case, but with the lads out and the alcohol in ... very unpleasant.

ah no thats where you find out where all the house partys are on after

...

and by society do you mean cult? or something with collage?

Sparky

tbh, i dont care, if i need to piss, i go to the urinal.
Im not ashamed of my man tackle, so if someone sees it im not bothered.

johnny_ultimate

danniemcq wrote:

ah no thats where you find out where all the house partys are on after

...

and by society do you mean cult? or something with collage?

Not a cult (to the best of my knowledge)... let's just say a 'sports society' (too ashamed to divulge more, and far too many bad vibes).

danniemcq

Sparky_S wrote:

Im not ashamed of my man tackle.

why not???

johnny_ultimate wrote:

Not a cult (to the best of my knowledge)... let's just say a 'sports society' (too ashamed to divulge more, and far too many bad vibes).

hmm they are alike though, ah come on name and be shamed!

Sparky

danniemcq wrote:

why not???

cos its massive, come on the funny mirrors house doesnt lie

Creamy Goodness

LadyJ wrote:

I think it's odd that we don't just piss in a hole out in the garden!
I mean,some people spend a fortune on decorating thier bathrooms and all they do is piss there! It's very strange indeed.

tell you what, you go out with a shovel and dig a hole out in your garden and go to the toilet. you'll freeze to death ireland isn't exactly the warmest place in winter

danniemcq

Sparky_S wrote:

cos its massive, come on the funny mirrors house doesnt lie

ah i've seen bi.......

wait never mind

Sparky

danniemcq wrote:

ah i've seen bi.......

wait never mind

WTF, where were you hiding

Rb

danniemcq wrote:

why do most of the posters that replied have a problem with peein in public??? are ya ashamed of somthing?

me (and this isn't meant to boast about anything btw) could not give a flyin f about peein in the urinal AS LONG as there is the splash distance

Yeah, you're obviously quite comfortable in public bathrooms considering you introduced yourself to me and offered to shake my hand while I was at the urinal !

Personally have no problem using the urinal, if I need to go I'm gonna go and I've nothing to be ashamed of(In fact I'm quite proud to whip it out) or to hide.

Rb

LadyJ wrote:

I wish they had female urinals...

I've seen them in France,they're probably in more European countries too.
Its basically like the plastic bit of a shower with two places cut for your feet and a hole for you to hover above and do the business.

Dave!

johnny_ultimate wrote:

Awkward drunken urinal talk is the worst.
I was talking to this chap once, whose society i basically abandoned. A conversation that wouldn't have been fun in any case, but with the lads out and the alcohol in ... very unpleasant.

GAH! I hate when people talk to me while I'm taking a p*ss -- especially strangers! It's like, dude, I'm holding my penis in my hand right now. Can you gimme a sec?

Especially when it's some big dirty muck savage down the country!

It's actually worse when THEY'RE taking a leak, and you're like washing your hands or something, and they start a conversation with you -- are they getting off on this?!?!

Lads, talking while p*ssing is not on.

As for urinals, I'm quite the fan of them -- although I'm usually more inclined to go into the cubicle, in case I splash or something. Can't be cleaning my pants with everybody lookin now, can I? Answer: I can't.

Somnus

DaveMcG wrote:

GAH! I hate when people talk to me while I'm taking a p*ss

I've never seen anyone talking to each other while at a urinal. I dont mind them, i mean if a urinal and a stall was free i'd pick the urinal

Unless there's guys on the ones next to me, i dont like that

Dave!

Dr.Poca wrote:

I've never seen anyone talking to each other while at a urinal. I dont mind them, i mean if a urinal and a stall was free i'd pick the urinal

Unless there's guys on the ones next to me, i dont like that

hmmm, that's strange, I see it all the time!

Somnus

DaveMcG wrote:

hmmm, that's strange, I see it all the time!

Maybe its because the toilets arnt usually too busy when i'm in them

GLaDOS

Dont particularly like them,but it means theres no contact with a smelly dirty toilet

Somnus

ScienceNerd wrote:

but it means theres no contact with a smelly dirty toilet

Very good point, i hate having to sit on the toilets in the stalls

Endurance Man

ScienceNerd wrote:

Dont particularly like them,but it means theres no contact with a smelly dirty toilet

I dont understand. If you are using a urinal you are taking a piss. If you are sitting on the toilet you are doing the other thing . You dont piss sitting down if you are at a toilet? Or maybe you stand and sh!t in the urinal .

danniemcq

Sparky_S wrote:

WTF, where were you hiding

i've a spy hole drilled in your loo...

bet your gonna look for it next time you're in there

rb_ie wrote:

Yeah, you're obviously quite comfortable in public bathrooms considering you introduced yourself to me and offered to shake my hand while I was at the urinal !

as long as i didn't shake anything else

Blisterman

I hated the urinals in Oxegen. They were arranged in a circle, so you were looking at everyone else.
I could never use them, I had to use the stalls.
I can't go with someone watching.

Nimrod's Son

Not a fan of urinals. I usually make a bee-line for the cubicles in pubs or wherever. But sometimes it's a case of when you gotta go, you gotta go.

fjon

Blisterman wrote:

I hated the urinals in Oxegen.

Those things were great! There were so many of them, and I never had to wait. The other loos had such huge queues you could be there half an hour.
I've no problems with urinals, as long as no one talks to me. My brain is not advanced enough to be able to handle simultaneous pissing and talking unfortunately...

dahooligan

LadyJ wrote:

I wish they had female urinals...

A friend of mine (girl) got severely paraletic last Christmas an decided to show us that girls could use boy's urinals.. so in she went, down came the slacks, out came the camera phone.. uuugghhhh

Girls will never be able to "pee standing up".. I don't care about any evidence that might prove otherwise. :rolleyes:

da1&only

I dont mind them personaly but i can understand why people would be put off them and i also hate hate when people talk to me its just not right!