Why celebrate Christmas once a year...

whiskeyman

When you can be like this guy

He eats a Christmas dinner everyday and watches a recording of the Queen speech at 3pm...

Wonder if his mates give him presents everyday.
Guessing he's no mates...

Scary...

Crackers are meant to be pulled apart with a bang by two people, with the owner of the larger part receiving a paper hat and novelty goodie. Park, however, usually opens them - about a whopping 40 a day - on his own.

Royale with Cheese

Gobsh*te... if that isn't a joke.

alleepally

Desperately sad.

aidan_walsh

How incredibly boring would that get after a while?

funk-you

alleepally wrote:

Desperately sad.

Agreed.

Rhyme

Poor guy... someone needs to crack him out of that fantasy land.

Crash

Bah Humbug.

Cabaal

aidan_walsh wrote:

How incredibly boring would that get after a while?

Indeed he is a sad bastard,

Flukey

Well at least the Queen's speech is good for a laugh. There is usually something better on around that time, so I've rarely seen it, but it still has to be one of the best comedies shown on a Christmas Day.:rolleyes:

monkeyfudge

But... but... but... how does he celebrate the actual Christmas holiday? A double christmas? That could be scary...

Flukey

He probably has a load of Easter eggs or a birthday cake.

Pigman II

I think if I lived my own average Xmas-day every day my liver would probably be asking for a transfer to George Best Athletic.

Tar.Aldarion

Dear God, Think of how boring dinner would be.....
and it just gets worse from there......
How rich must he be! even though he still works as an electrcian

nesf

wtf...

Mossy Monk

sad bastard would be an understatement for that man

Steve_o

Lol f***ing eejit!! That has to be joke....

whiskeyman

nesf wrote:

wtf...

Think that sums it up pretty much.
I heard him being interviewed last night on BBC5live... you could feel the other reporters in the studio getting very worried as he went on describing his day.

CrimE

Loser :rolleyes:

LegacyUser

Ah, maybe I am getting soppy in my old age, but the guy sounds really happy.
Apart from the obvious health concerns (all that rich food cannot be good for you) I don't think he's doing any one any harm.
He does sound like a nut case, but he also sounds jolly, cheerful and fun.

Pigman II

sillysausage wrote:

Ah, maybe I am getting soppy in my old age, but the guy sounds really happy.

He doesn't sound happy to me. I think he sounds like a manic depressive or something. He's clearly using daily-christmas as a way of compensating for some gaping hole in his life.

Hell I like Xmas as much as the next guy I wouldn't want it everyday cos I know right now it'd ruin the 'specialness' of it and the anticipation leading up to it.

Everything in moderation is the best rule of thumb.

Miss Fluff

Pigman II wrote:

He doesn't sound happy to me.

Dinner is roast turkey with all the trimmings, including brussels sprouts, roast potatoes, stuffing, gravy and mushy peas, as well as sherry and wine and a bottle of champagne.

Maybe he's just constantly rat-arsed

Pompey Magnus

He has his own website, here.
What a sad, sad man.

WellyJ

The daily Christmas feast initially made him balloon from 79kg to 121kg, but twice-weekly trips to the gym have brought his weight back down to 91kg."

Meh, no one goes to the gym on christmas day.....

He's not putting enough effort into authentic christmas'.

Makes it all worthless.

Pigman II

WellyJ wrote:

The daily Christmas feast initially made him balloon from 79kg to 121kg, but twice-weekly trips to the gym have brought his weight back down to 91kg."

What a fat fúcker. By my estimate he only looks about 5'8'' in those photos to be weighing in at 91kg is a disgrace.

Sleepy

Poor Bástard.