Do Do Ya Do Ya Do Ya LOve Me?

Kernel

Well do you?I've been on boards for ages now yet nobody seems to know me.Whats all that about.Do you have a quiet admiration for me or are you all simply indifferent.

Rhyme

/me acnowledges Kernel

I was the one that pointed out that you had hit 1000 posts ages ago...

Shabadu

You're that feller on after hours who knows pighead. I remember being seriously offended by something you said about women once, but sure I can't remember it now. Maybe I was pished. *shrugs*

Nevyn

ah the ufo nutter

Sarky

No. Rolfmao hates you too.

Nightwish

I have absolutely no idea who you are

Tar.Aldarion

lmao,

I know who you are, yes.

Kernel

Thanks for the love people, do you all want to be my friends?

Rhyme

Kernel

Aw thanks Rhyme! No need for me to jump off that bridge with a bottle of whiskey on Christmas Eve anymore!

Kiera

I love you in here Kernel but hate you in After hours!

LegacyUser

did sombody say somthing?

Kiera

paperclip wrote:

did sombody say somthing?

Somebody TYPED something if thats what you mean

Cabaal

I need to cry, nobody notices me

Sarky

Kernel wrote:

Aw thanks Rhyme! No need for me to jump off that bridge with a bottle of whiskey on Christmas Eve anymore!

What? How could you even think of such a heinous act!?

Wait, hang on, what kind of whiskey? Cos if it's anything less than a ten year old you just go ahead and jump.

amp

Right, that's it. Sarky is now the Official Bar Tender Extraordinaire of the Cuckoos Nest. And it's not just because I love ten/+ year old whiskey. The beard helped.

Sparky

meh nobody likes me either.
im a loner.

homah_7ft

Sometimes it's best just to keep your head down and get on with it.

Kernel

Sarky wrote:

What? How could you even think of such a heinous act!?

Wait, hang on, what kind of whiskey? Cos if it's anything less than a ten year old you just go ahead and jump.

Pighead rubbing my face in his idol worshipping AH fan club made me momentarily think I was unloved.

Whiskey? yes, I drink that cool blue whiskey, Wkd! I started drinking it to make me cool and loved with the 'in crowd'. Shall I not jump off the bridge Sarky? Shall we raise aloft the blue bottle and toast our friendship in this festive time? :v: :v: :v: :v:

In your face Pighead! Sarky is my new best friend, and we shall drink the fine whiskey of WkD forevah! Hah, Pighead and your G&t's and Smirnoff Ice's, now you realise the power of the darkside!

Perhaps we shall even drink fat frogs, and then our journey to the darkside will be complete.
:cool:

PS: I'm gonna re-grow my beard also.

Sarky

In that case, you're going to need a taller bridge...

Nevyn

does it have to be over water ? there are plenty of motorway bridges about these days that what may be better for the both of you.
But really do it between the hours of 3am and 5am when there is little or no traffic on the road.

Sarky

But traffic will make sure he ends as he started, a bloodied wet patch.






You're just no fun anymore, thaed...

Kernel

I'm feeling the love people, thanks. Let's all hug one another and spread the good vibes throughout boards!

Sarky

Oh shut up.

dundalk cailin

hey kernel

/me waves

i think its best if only some people know ya (the select few ) me i get given out to for no reason ah well, on we go

Kernel

Sarky wrote:

Oh shut up.

[elton john] Caaaan you feeeeeel the loooooove toniggghhht [/elton john]

Kernel

dundalk cailin wrote:

hey kernel

/me waves

i think its best if only some people know ya (the select few ) me i get given out to for no reason ah well, on we go

/me waves back

You're from Dundalk, you're a cailin, sure what's not to like?

Sarky

The vapid idiocy, perhaps?

Setun

Yo kernel, liked you're work in Pigheads gf thread, particularly your musings with LadyJ.

Kernel

Daddio wrote:

Yo kernel, liked you're work in Pigheads gf thread, particularly your musings with LadyJ.

Ah thank you Daddio.. it's not my finest work, but I'm glad it entertained!
I'm working on some new threads at the moment... they just need a little more tweaking.

dundalk cailin

Sarky wrote:

The vapid idiocy, perhaps?

whats that mean cos its bout me no?

Kernel

dundalk cailin wrote:

whats that mean cos its bout me no?

Don't mind him cailin, he just pretends to hate people and posters, but he loves everyone really!

Sarky

Actually, you both sicken me to my very core. Please shut up.

Kernel

Sarky wrote:

Actually, you both sicken me to my very core. Please shut up.

Ah no Sarky, I know it's all an act. It's your boards 'thing', your persona to be a knob. I know nobody is really like that in real life.

I think you should change your boards persona to being nice, the grumpy, sarky thing is so passe. :rolleyes:

Sarky

I refuse to suffer idiocy for the sake of an idiot's feelings.

Kernel

Sarky wrote:

I refuse to suffer idiocy for the sake of an idiot's feelings.

Ah, you never cease to indulge me! You realise you've just acted contrary to that very post.

Anyway, since we're buddies now, I'll bring you out into town, and do my best to get you laid. That ought to bring you out of the doldrums. You'll have to change your name then, and 'witty' persona, but you'll find life a more pleasant experience, what with people reciprocating your newly found amicability.

I think you may have blown it with dundalk cailin though...

Sarky

Oh, no. I was really hoping for an internet relationship with a cretin.

Kernel

Sarky wrote:

Oh, no. I was really hoping for an internet relationship with a cretin.

I know you were, I know you were. Maybe if you say something nice to her she'll take you back?

Setun

Kernel wrote:

I'm working on some new threads at the moment... they just need a little more tweaking.

Don't worry man, take you're time we'll be waiting for you. Perfection is attainable.