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So, How cold are *you*?

  • 28-11-2005 12:45pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭


    I'm so cold my fingers feel like erect nipples. Typing this has made me strangely aroused.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It took wrapping up in a thick scarf, a leather trenchcoat, two jumpers, padded wooley gloves and a brisk 20 minute walk before I could even feel my fingertips.*

    No arousal from typing though. Well, apart from the usual type...





    * There were pants as well, obviously, but being just normal run-of-the-mill pants, I omitted them from the description.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I tend to omit your pants when I'm describing you too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh you naughty minx! Stop itgo on...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Shabadu wrote:
    So, How cold are *you*?
    Safe and warm in my own impending madness... java and Rhyme make for a bad mixture... an erotic one, but bad nonetheless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    Oh you naughty minx! Stop itgo on...
    Shall I omit my pants too?

    Rhyme, whats up with the java hatred today?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    A program to write and im having problems... oh and im 'a bit' on edge too... bah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    There are several options available to you at this point.

    Coffee? A ****? A brisk walk?

    Try all three simultaneously for added risk adrenaline.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    In college and theres rules in here... no coffee in the computer rooms ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    I got home from Prague last night,
    It feels like summer here :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Shabadu wrote:
    There are several options available to you at this point.

    Coffee? A ****? A brisk walk?

    Try all three simultaneously for added risk adrenaline.

    ahhh Sarky's lack of pant or pantloons now makes sense.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    >_>

    Yer but how can you explain the nurses hat? And tSubh's missing pantaloons? Not to mention Tallie's nurses outfit!

    What sort of deviant male-nurse sex swapping ring have I wandered into??!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Shabadu wrote:
    >_>

    What sort of deviant male-nurse sex swapping ring have I wandered into??!

    Ah you wish, with Mojo as the candy striper or should that be stripper ?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    For a second I thought someone said candy stopper :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Rhyme wrote:
    In college and theres rules in here... no coffee in the computer rooms ;)
    pff! break that rule, i do it all the time and nobody stops me, just don't spill it!


    simu says, that she would like to add her coldness to the thread purely because she is ridiculously freezing(going on about it all night) and is dressed like an eskimo yet still feels cold.


    I think it's that irish women are the coldest race on the planet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ice cold

    which is cooler than being cool


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    ice cold

    which is cooler than being cool
    Shut up and strip. You heard Thaed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    27.

    Oh, sorry how cold am I?

    27.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me strips for the girldles


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Colder than a Cesium atom trapped in a Laser beam, but nowhere near as punctual.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I'm warm but my heart is like a choc ice.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Shabadu wrote:
    >_>

    Yer but how can you explain the nurses hat? And tSubh's missing pantaloons? Not to mention Tallie's nurses outfit!

    What sort of deviant male-nurse sex swapping ring have I wandered into??!
    wait a second...I'm missing pantaloons?? /me goes off to check


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