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Mexicans

  • 27-11-2005 9:38pm
    #1
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭


    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
    they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the
    form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance.


    As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon
    rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy
    nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.


    "Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke, "ees a bacon tree!!! We're
    saved!!!"


    "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.


    So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of
    machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend
    quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.


    "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

    (scroll down)

















    (keep scrolling)


















    (keep scroling its worth it)



























    With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! ees not a
    Bacon Tree..."





    "ees... a.... ees... a... ess... a Ham bush"


Comments

  • #2
    liamskater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    crap


  • #3
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I had this up a few weeks ago and it got a better reaction...


  • #4
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    guess its the way ye type them


  • #5
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=270679

    there ya are luv!


  • #6
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    You're one of those people who ruins a jokes timing by saying "Wait for it" for 2 minutes before the punchline, aren't you? Admit it...


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  • #7
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    hah! it made me grin:)


  • #8
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah but which version??? ;)


  • #9
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    I was too busy pondering your leanings toward beastiality in yours TBH


  • #10
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    Le Rack wrote:
    yeah but which version??? ;)
    they're the fcuking same


  • #11
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    rugbug86 wrote:
    they're the fcuking same
    to the uneducated perhaps. this one is about Mexicans; the other is about bacon trees... obviously.


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  • #12
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Karoma wrote:
    I was too busy pondering your leanings toward beastiality in yours TBH
    right so joe!


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