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Jesus Joke

  • 25-11-2005 10:43AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭


    Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and
    disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption
    problem all over the world.

    After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order
    to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and
    then decide on the correct way to proceed.

    It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the
    Members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret
    operation is effective and two days later the commissioned disciples
    begin to return to heaven.

    Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock:

    "Who is it?"

    "It's Paul"

    Jesus opens the door.

    What did you bring Paul?"

    "Hashish from Morocco"

    "Very well son, come in."

    another knock ...

    "Who is it?"

    "It's Mark"

    Jesus opens the door.

    "What did you bring Mark?"

    "Marijuana from Colombia"

    "Very well son, come in."

    another knock ...

    "Who is it?"

    "It's Matthew"

    Jesus opens the door.

    "What did you bring Matthew ?"

    "Cocaine from Bolivia"

    "Very well son, come in."


    another knock ...

    "Who is it?"

    "It's John"

    Jesus opens the door.

    "What did you bring John?"

    "Crack from New York"

    "Very well son, come in."


    another knock ...

    "Who is it?"

    "It's Luke"

    Jesus opens the door.

    "What did you bring Luke?"

    "Speed from Amsterdam"

    "Very well son, come in."

    another knock ...


    "Who is it?"

    "It's Judas"

    Jesus opens the door.

    "What did you bring Judas?"

    "FBI MOTHER F*CKERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Prior Of Taize


    lol :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    :v:.........:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    If I can remember all that it will be said in the pub this evening.*






    * Chances of that are very slim


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 992 ✭✭✭mchurl


    :D lol:D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    now thats funny!

    if i could rep you, i would


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    Laughed Out Loud, silly Judas.
    Very good joke.


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