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Earthhorse

I am a regular user on boards but I am going regged for this.

Why are all Irish women bitches?

Seriously, what gives? I was in a club at the weekend chatting to this girl. Everything’s going well, getting on fine, no problems, and then, all of a sudden, she texts me out of the blue to tell me it’s over!

That’s it, five years of college down the drain and I don’t want to tell my parents. I haven’t been the same since. Seriously. I can’t do normal things. I can’t even have affairs with my flatmates because I think they might be cheating on me. (Should I leave them?).

I just feel so heartbroken (also financially). My landlady tells me that the rent is due in a week and if I don’t pay up she’s gonna tell my girlfriend. I don’t want her to find out even though I thrust her. But how can I tell she isn’t just flirting with me? Seriously, I have never been good at reading “the signals” (don’t even know what they are?!) and I have read all the books but nothing seems to work (I have never been good at reading “the books”).

I tried counselling for a while but when the other doctors questioned my qualifications I had to split. I guess I’m just a little down at the moment because I lost my job the other week but then I found a new one and I was really enjoying being unemployed.

Also, my bum is starting to itch. I am not sure if this is normal. Has anyone else experienced this/know of anything I can do? I thought about going to the doctor but am not sure…

So should I tell her how I feel? I don’t want to ruin our friendship especially because I can’t work up the courage to talk to her and she dresses like a slut.

Opinions?

simu

Because yore ma. It's a conspiracy.

Sarky

Hmm. I agree with Simu. Yore ma is the problem here.

Earthhorse

I did think of talking with my ma about the problem but don't know how.

Do either of you know a good medium?

Doctor Fell

Hmmm, I feel for you horse, i really do. Seems to me what u need to do is go off Irish women for a while. Try another variety of female - Lord knows there's a lot of very hot eastern european girls (even Brazilians!!) around at the mo for example. In my experience :eek: these girls (i.e. not Irish) are not nearly as stuck up as Irish girls, are generally much better looking and can't drink as much as Irish girls either (so it's much cheaper to get them p*ssed).
All around a much more satisfying experience than Roisin from Bally-wherever.

rainbow kirby

Atari Jaguar tbh

Cabaal

Killing your first born will resolve all this for you, however discussions on how to kill your first born are not allowed in this forum as its against the charter :v:

Why are all girls in the country *INSERT STEREOTPYE HERE*

Girls don't like me. I'm really quiet and I'm a really good at games.

What can I do to get them to like me *sob*

Cabaal

ronoc wrote:

Why are all girls in the country *INSERT STEREOTPYE HERE*
Girls don't like me. I'm really quiet and I'm a really good at games.
What can I do to get them to like me *sob*

You have to be better at games and spend more time on teh interweb, if you do this girls will like you :v:

homah_7ft

Earthhorse wrote:

Also, my bum is starting to itch. .

Opinions?

This thread should be locked since it seeks medical advice.

missingtime

Earthhorse wrote:

Also, my bum is starting to itch. I am not sure if this is normal. Has anyone else experienced this/know of anything I can do? I thought about going to the doctor but am not sure…

Could be hemorrhoids and you dont want to mess with those fu*kers.

Cabaal

missingtime wrote:

Could be hemorrhoids and you dont want to mess with those fu*kers.

Agreed, apparently their trained to be Ninja's

Stick it in teh pooper!