I am being serious

Doctor Fell

I was watching Crime Line the other night, and there was some truly shocking footage on it. :eek: They showed security footage of an individual robbing a bank. This person wearing a hoody and baggy jeans, leaped over the counter and ex-caped with a fistful of cash.
Truly shocking indeed, and it really makes you think....


...that bank robbers these days just don't have any dress sense! Hoody and jeans, I tell you!

Shabadu

You know the episode of the Simpsons when Homer makes soothing ocean noises for Marge? That's what this thread made me hear.

Rhyme

I thought of Toothpaste, happy music, jumpers for goalposts and a nice cup of tea

Shabadu

You're such an optimist.

Doctor Fell

Shabadu wrote:

You know the episode of the Simpsons when Homer makes soothing ocean noises for Marge? That's what this thread made me hear.

You know that episode of the Simpsons where some idiot gets a bit of a hiding for being such an idiot? That's what ur post made me think of. It also made me think of another Limerick -
ahem...

Poor old Shaba does think he's so smart,
all dressed up like a silly old tart,
strange voices in his head he does hear,
but alas Shaba have no fear,
although you're as annoying as that idiot Bart.

Shabadu

Doctor Fell

Ooohhh, good comeback there Shaba! But why did u feel it necessary to include a picture of ur beautiful mug?? It's funny, but that's almost exactly how I pictured u when I read ur previous post.

Shaba's not sure if he's a Mrs or Mister,
me thinks he still gets it on with his sister,
but this is no crime,
for I do hear she's fine,
although jerking him off gives her a blister!!

Rhyme

Doctor Fell wrote:

...ramble...

Shabadu

Mr.Snore wrote:

Ooohhh, good comeback there Shaba! But why did u feel it necessary to include a picture of ur beautiful mug?? It's funny, but that's almost exactly how I pictured u when I read ur previous post.

You don't even recognise your own mother?!

moron05 wrote:

Shaba's not sure if he's a Mrs or Mister,
me thinks he still gets it on with his sister,
but this is no crime,
for I do hear she's fine,
although jerking him off gives her a blister!!

You maek teh syntax gud!1

Doctor Fell

I sure do. Is poor Shaba getting upset? Tell u what - I'll "sshhh" if u promise never to put it up your sister's u-know-what again. Deal?

Shabadu

Please continue posting, your attempts at communication amuse me GREATLY.

Matthewthebig

So Doctor Fell, if i can call you that, gimp i think would be a much more suited term, but alas what can i do?

Well the short answer is very little as communicating with someone who obviosly lacks a brain takes a lot of effort.

Sarky

I'm disappointed in you MoJu, we both know you can flame better than that...

Matthewthebig

he is relatively new and this ain't the dome

I was being leniant on the, obvious, child who through, what i assume was, sheer luck managed to get his mummy's computer password and decided to hit it up in a very un cuckoos nest stylee

Sarky

Oh, right. I have trouble distinguishing the two these days.

Bleh. Who wants pasta?

Matthewthebig

I would like some?

i'll do the sauce. Carbonarra ok?

Rhyme

Oh man, you've got to serve me up some of that. Make sure the sauce is thick and the chicken & bacon squishy.

Sarky

Yummeh. And, you know, those little square pasta bits with meaty goodness inside? Better than Kinder eggs. Meat is much better than a crappy toy.

Now, we need some stereotypically Italian blokes to play violins and gesticulate wildly.

Rhyme

Sarky wrote:

Now, we need some stereotypically Italian blokes to play violins and gesticulate wildly.

I did my best in the limited time i had...

Shabadu

Guys- I have a spanking bottle of barolo that'll do nicely with the dinner.

Sarky

Is it made from grapes crushed underfoot by immaculately pedicured angels and stored in casks made from the bones of gods?

'Cos if it's not...

Shabadu

It totally is. It was described as the Geordie Laforge of the vinicultural world.

Sarky

Wine that could fix a warp-core breach by rerouting power from life-support to the deflector array and reversing the field polarity? Now THAT I'd pay to drink!

Shabadu

Mm Hmm, it's like Chateau Latour with a triquarter and a heart of gold. Only Italian, cause you know. Barolo.

Sarky

Those terms make such a lovely whooshing sound as they sail miles over my head. Beer?

jezza

Doc Fell.. shut the crap up already..Shabadu is a female....now go back to what you do best..pullin yer self..adious.

Shabadu

:v:

Dimitri

Any chance i could stop for dinner. I'm ever so hungary and these fererio roche are only going to go to waste here?

Chad ghostal

nice sig shabs
úber kudos:v:

MonkeyTennis

what an odd thread.

jezza

I know! Shame on those theives...ya'd think they'd rob some classy clothes aye?

NotMe

One upon a time there was a small dog. Bingo was his name. B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O Bingo was his name-o. This old man, gave the dog a bone. This old man came rolling home. To cut a long story short: .

Shabadu

Chad ghostal wrote:

nice sig shabs
úber kudos:v:

"What's wrong, Mr.Fingers?


Do my mouth words hurt you?"

Sarky

I like it when the red water comes out...