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And the cuckoo did call...

  • 24-11-2005 12:36am
    #1
    Shiminay
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    Did you hear the cuckoo's call
    The morn before last night?
    Did you hear the cuckoo's call
    He called with all his might.
    The cuckoo's call did speak to me
    It gave me quite a fright!
    The cuckoo's call did speak to me
    It said "DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!!"


Comments

  • #2
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    bender.gif
    Hey baby, wanna destroy all humans?


  • #3
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Have you heard the Call of the Cuckoo?


  • #4
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I SAW YOURE PICTURE AMP

    and you arent even old


  • #5
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hay baby, wanna destroy all humans?



    edit: DAMN YOU TAR!!

    ;_;


  • #6
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ;

    chuckle, chortle, choke...dies.


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  • #7
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Quick Rhyme, fetch the defibrillator. And my pipe.


  • #8
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Defibrillator.gif

    pipe.jpg


  • #9
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /me gasps one final breath, speaking in some unknown lost gibberish laguage and swallowing gold filings.


    ca! ce n'est pas une pipe!!


  • #10
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me reaches into Tar to extract the Gold from his belleh


    heeheehee



    /me rubs bile covered fillings all over the place


  • #11
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Cuckoos have long tails with median to stout down curved bills , their wings are pointed, their legs short, except for the terrestrial species, their dull plumage is grayish brown.

    Their mainly insectivorous and arboreal. The old world cuckoos, the common European cuckoo is typical. The female the visits the nests of smaller birds, where she selects eggs that match hers in color, then replace this and make of the host with one of her own; laying four or five eggs at 48 hour intervals everyone in a different nest. This is clearly part of their plan to destroy the humans, but scientists have yet to discover it's true meaning.

    The young cuckoo, been bigger than its nest mates displaces them from the nest and becomes the sole recipient of its foster parents care.

    Their nests are built coarse mostly in thorny bushes; because they lay at intervals, both eggs and young may appear together in the nest . Included in the cuckoo family are the Coucals , this bird is medium to large in size slow flying , and terrestrial in its habits and is found in the tropics from Africa to Australia.


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