Very Adult Chinese Joke - Be warned

Hagar · 06-11-2005 8:58am #1

懷孕
某個小姐因為身體不舒服又常有嘔吐心悸的現象，所以她到婦產科檢查.
醫生：小姐，恭喜妳啊！妳懷孕了，也恭喜妳先生，他就要做爸爸了!!
小姐：啊??我沒有先生.....
醫生：那就要跟妳男朋友恭喜啦!!不過妳也要叫他負起責任!!
小姐：可是人家也沒有男朋友.....
醫生：那就告訴妳的雙親，第二個耶穌要誕生了!!

At least I think it is a very adult Chinese Joke

lau1247 · 06-11-2005 9:02am

it's chinese

Hagar · 06-11-2005 9:07am

Thanks, but did you enjoy it? Was it funny?

rugbug86 · 06-11-2005 11:12am

translated to english... not bad!

Some young lady because the body is uncomfortable common vomits the palpitation phenomenon, therefore inspects she to the gynecology and obstetrics department Doctor: Young lady, congratulates 妳! 妳 has been pregnant, also congratulates 妳 gentleman, he wanted to be the daddy! ! Young lady: ? ? I do not have gentleman..... doctor: That must congratulate with 妳 the boyfriend! ! But 妳 also must be called him to take the responsibility! ! Young lady: But others also do not have boyfriend..... doctor: That tells 妳 the parents, second Jesus had to be born! !

Ro: maaan! · 06-11-2005 2:41pm

Eh... Haha?

Oriel · 06-11-2005 2:48pm

Ach, I know that joke. Better in English though... :-)

Pompey Magnus · 06-11-2005 4:43pm

Hagar wrote:

醫生：那就告訴妳的雙親，第二個耶穌要誕生了!!

Best punchline ever

Tar.Aldarion · 07-11-2005 9:07pm

rugbug86 wrote:

translated to english... not bad!

Some young lady because the body is uncomfortable common vomits the palpitation phenomenon, therefore inspects she to the gynecology and obstetrics department Doctor: Young lady, congratulates 妳! 妳 has been pregnant, also congratulates 妳 gentleman, he wanted to be the daddy! ! Young lady: ? ? I do not have gentleman..... doctor: That must congratulate with 妳 the boyfriend! ! But 妳 also must be called him to take the responsibility! ! Young lady: But others also do not have boyfriend..... doctor: That tells 妳 the parents, second Jesus had to be born! !

Pff that one is old