Who are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked?

Bard

Who do you lot think are the absolute pits - the worst 'musical' act around today...?

Westlife? Britney? ... who?

G'wan ... vent your spleen!

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Bucon

It's so hard to narrow it down!..there's so many sucky pop groups!

It has to be westlife most recently with their 'oh we're so proud to be compared to the Beatles'.

That really annoyed me, Westlife might deserve another chance, when they learnt to write their own (decent) songs, and play their own instruments, then AND ONLY THEN can they call themselves a band!!!

Louis whoeverthe****heis, needs to stop trying to create teeny-bopper pop groups just on the back of BoyZones 'success'....they're all killing the music industry...as i think Bono, and George Michael recently said somewhere (correct me if im wrong).


Bucon.

Chief

Laeds.. 2 names come to mind, even worse than them imho, Tom Jones & Space, I FÚCKIN HATE THEM.. and its not for want of trying to listen.. i give all music a chance but the just go through me.. PAINFULLY..

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FreaK_BrutheR

Personality wise those fu(kin ballbags like Wyclef Jean and Puff Daddy and that sh!te really gets on my t!ts though I like the music. Just shut the fu(k up and perform!

I hate all that teenage angst riden sh!te but only when they try to be deep and meaningfull about it an that.

I mean Limp Bizkit singing "talkin bout my generation"? the man must be at least a generation above his fans. Seems just a bit silly to me. Even if i liked the song its more the sentiments behind songs and this "cool" image that iritates me. Who the fu(k is this geezer on TV telling me to paint my face and hate the world? When u think about it... these people have been put into the limelight and have decided that this is what they want to say to the world. i mean FFS! If people listen to me for my three minutes of fame im not gonna say "my gats full off slugs and my ***** is from the hood, i got the money and ive a big ****" you can be garaunteed of that!

That said I like the music like......jusr hate these fu(kin' "cool", self-obsessive, angst ridden ballbags.

Anyway Michael Bolton and that vien of ****e is terrible. Also dire straights. Also that geezer who sang la vida loca. ah there's so many it'd just go on and on and on...... Lot of sh!te music about.

Lotta sh!te people about.

PS- Damo cheers for teaching me how to burst the censor. You're star!

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I challenge anyone to top this:
Brian "fupping muppety gimp" Kennedy

TwoShedsJackson

That utter ****, Louis something I think it is, who sings that ****ing song 'a little bit of Erica, a little bit of Tina' etc. et ****ing cetera.

He needs to have his intestines gouged out with a spoon - that song really gets me violent.

Oh and Peter Sarstedt for inflicting 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely?' on the world - he must die.

If I ever meet either of them they are ****ed - they have been warned

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Castor Troy:
That utter ****, Louis something I think it is, who sings that ****ing song 'a little bit of Erica, a little bit of Tina' etc. et ****ing cetera.
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That'll be German mambo 'star', Lou Bega, Castor... and yer right... he's a complete tosser!!

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If I ever meet either of them they are ****ed - they have been warned </font>

What... you rang them up ? You sent a warning in the post ? ... hehehe

I wonder if it would get me into trouble to suggest that Daniel O'Donnell taking a long walk off a short pier would be a good thing...

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TwoShedsJackson

I'm warning them here - it's their problem if they don't read boards.ie

C B

well eminem and ricky martin should be forced to gnaw each other to death

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C B

and then robbie williams should be made eat the leftovers before he gets bludgeoned to death by westlife who in turn would be burned at the stake in O'Connell St. directly after a public flogging

TwoShedsJackson

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by C B:
well eminem and ricky martin should be forced to gnaw each other to death

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lol, gnawing each other to death, now why didn't I think of that?

C B

'cause your just not as warped as me

Doc

"The Kelly Family"

My god the father should be neutered to stop any more devil span escaping onto the earth!!!

tobi

After much thought

Vengaboys

I'd be willing to do time for them.

[IAR]Nevermind

BILLIE PIPER IS A MUSICAL GENIUS
That is all...

Da Bounca

the ****ing spice girls ffs.
will they please go away,thet are all bet and cant sing
especially sport,she tyhibnks she madonna or something aaaaggghhhh!!!!!!!!!

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Panda

OMG, every time i see those fags, called S CLUB 7 i find myself plotting their deaths, in the most intricate of ways. ARRRGGGHHHH!!!

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Shiminay

It's a tough one - there are so many to consider - Scatman John, Westlife, S Club 7, Steps...

For those of you who don't know, Louis Walsh has been a manager for years - he started with Linda Martin and Johnny Logan (I guess he had a thing for Eurovision winners) and only recently hit it big time with Boyzone. He's actually a pretty decent bloke (My mam knows him cause she's from Kiltimagh too).

Anyway. I head Britney and Christina both suck...

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All the best,

[IAR]Nevermind

i actually like there tv show when im bored

GreenHell

You know the song "Everybody Everybody......." WHAT THE **** IS SHE UP TO
You can count the freaking words in that song ffs she's not a singer shes a scratched record.

And as a whole all does dumbbass bands who play at GAA dinner dances and old age pensions thingys whose only istruments involve some really bad keyboard skillz and a rusty drum kit. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK.

walt

LOL, I FU(KING HATE THAT SONG 'ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY!
Everytime I hear that on the radio I just ****ing go insane or turn switch stations, cos she's a big fat cow who can't stop ****ing repeating herself.

pat kenny

Graig (Im such a big fu<kin stud and have to say my name at the start of everyone of my fu<ing songs)David.

FreaK_BrutheR

Billie Piper gives me the hirn

Kali

Dane Bowers.

or anything english and garage based.

Shiminay

<*sigh*> Ah, Billie... <*/sigh*>

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All the best,

Excelsior

ocean color scene and all that crap that just lives in an age long long gone.
i can't stand robbie williams
i can't stand kula shaker
i can't stand westlife
eminem is understandable but i hate it.
oasis are ****poor
the list goes on...

i quite like billie.
and britney totally rocks.
oops is a super album....

GPO__GALWAY

the baha men do my head in

ButcherOfNog

slipknot, surely the most overrated pile of **** ever.

--Kaiser--

WHAT!
SlipKnot fu<king rule you muppet!

"fu<k it all
fu<k this world
fu<k everything that you stand for
don't belong
don't exist
don't give a sh1t
don't ever judge me!"

Surfacing - Slipknot

TwoShedsJackson

Slipknot suck the sweat from a dead man's balls, and those lyrics are absolutely brutal.

Bard

Can't comment on Slipknot having never heard their 'music', but those lyrics are a totally and absolutely unimaginative and pretentious pile of sh|te.

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C B

lets not go over the top this guy is probably only about fourteen (I formally withdraw my sarcasm)

Having said that my six year old son has written poems with more artistic merit than those lyrics.

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TwoShedsJackson

Well if he was writing those sort of lyrics at age 6 I'd be getting worried about him C B

--Kaiser--

Actually i am 18 , and you all don't like slipknot 'coz you are all too old , you all probably go to daniel o'donnel concerts

Anyway people my age are supposed to listen to music that p1sses everyone off,
like back in the 60's when everyone listened to led zeppelin and the rolling stones.

So there

FreaK_BrutheR

somebody please bother to reply to this stupid comment please. I can't even begin to imagine what must go through this guys head. Its too much man. argh i can't bring myself to believe that this guy is a. serious or b. is unaware of the stupidity of his post. I leave it to someone else to point out.

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UNIFLU

Bruther,

See what you mean, 'cos seeing as were all so old man we dont fit in like.

So there!!!!......What a great way to finish an argument, praise be to you kid ~grins~, its people like you that make life worth living.

Winning Hand

It has to be limp bizkit for the following reasons

a)They are carbon copies of the Chili Peppers, imitating a style they created and doing it very badly.
b)They are soooo cool with the spelling of biscuit.
c)They are pathetically commercial while at the same time trying to keep their die hard fan(s) happy (i.e. they performed a song with christina aguilera on the mtv awards and the next day the lead singer turns around and essentially says he hates her music and was "forced" to do it)

d) They cant fill venues on their own.
e) Their songs are almost as bad as kid rock

Shiminay

A lot of good entries there.

I'm a Slipknot fan, but it's for reasons best kept to myself cause it'd take too long to explain - anyway, eachto their own, am I right?
BTW, Kaiser - a good piece of advice is:
When you're in a hole, stop digging...

Limp Bizkit - some good tunes - Wes Borland is a gifted guitar player (next Tom Morello maybe?) and he can actually sing (he sang some tunes at Reading).
However, they are such a commercial band it's painful (Yes, I'm very sorry I wasted my cash on Chocolate Starfish...!

What I really hate is Pop music - Steps can go and bite my sh!te (and the 3 chicky-boos can take my shaft).
Westlife - underwear, utter underwear.

I've just had a sudden flash of inspiration!!!
Bon fukin Jovi!
Jesus CHRIST! Such larceny of under-garments! I'm shocked that they haven't been haulled off to jail before now for robbing pants off the clothes line!

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All the best,

C B

absolutely marvelous.
Those lyrics have changed my life

C B

"larceny of undergarments"
lol
not all pop music is sh!te though just the kind of pretentious pop musician that thinks their really cool and artistic. (see eminem/ puff daddy/ robbie williams/ westlife for details)

Bands like S Club 7 and steps know that they are purveyors of mindless meaningless drivel but thats the fun of it. when you get sh!tfaced and go to a crap club you can make a complete ar$e of yourself dancing to this stuff.

Its pop, it's happy, it's frivolous, it'll be forgotten tomorrow don't think about it or get too upset about it.

C B

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by --Kaiser--:
Actually i am 18 , and you all don't like slipknot 'coz you are all too old , you all probably go to daniel o'donnel concerts

Anyway people my age are supposed to listen to music that p1sses everyone off,
like back in the 60's when everyone listened to led zeppelin and the rolling stones.

So there</font>

so are you saying that in ten years time you will not like that music anymore?

and don't ever try to compare that heap of mindless sh!t you typed to "Paint it Black".
as for the led zeppelin comparison i think you should actually go and listen to some of their music 'cause it has nothing to do with angst.

Plus i formally reinstate my earlier sarcasm!

El_Dude

Marlyn Manson cmom give the act a rest
and limp Bisquit because there just so cool.

--Kaiser--

To C B:
I never said Led Zeppelins music had anything to do with angst ,but at that time tennagers loved Led Zeppelin ,while old (i.e. anyone over 30) people hated them and thought their music satanic.
I'm not saying that in 20-30 years Slipknot will be thought of as "classic rock" ,but....

PS - Why did you withdraw your sarcasm when you thought i was 14? Don't you think 14 year olds understand sarcasm?

To Freak_Bruther:
I am A) Not Serious ,jesus you guys need a sense of humour
Totally aware of the stupidity of my post , and aware of the reaction by all you guys who hate Slipknot, which is the main reason why i wrote it.
(Though i did think at least one person on boards besides me likes Slipknot.)

/me continues to dig hole....

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BUBBLES18:
Personally I think that The spicegirls suck dick they are all a pile of fat ugly looking ****ers.
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I wouldn't say they're fat OR ugly. I'd say that they're fairly low on musical talent though, and that's what counts here.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BUBBLES18:
BRITNEY SPEARS she is such a *****, but EMINEM now he is the man!!!!

What do you think?
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Eminem is a cranky little kid with about as much musical talent as a squashed frog. Some of his lyrics are mildly amusing but overall, he's fairly sub-standard.

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Excelsior

eminem seems to have a little talent for rapping but he has bad music in my opinion. really annoying stuff.

slipknot, ha!
marylin manson should be endorsed by mastercard he is that indebted to the man. he is one continuous marketing act.
pathetic

Shinji

I've just noticed that Kaiser is from the "seventh circle of hell", clearly being inflicted with Slipknot 'music' is one of the more innovative punishments that Satan has come up with for this circle

As for sucky sucking bands, anything R&B. Destinys Child are currently high on the list of "bands who need killing" in this respect.

Oh, and Richard Blackwood, who isn't even funny when he ISN'T singing.

BUBBLES18

Personally I think that The spicegirls suck dick they are all a pile of fat ugly looking ****ers.

If I had 2 choose from Westlife or Britney Spears I would choose

BRITNEY SPEARS she is such a *****, but EMINEM now he is the man!!!!

What do you think?

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Cake Fiend

Slipknot = testosterone rage b0llocks

Frodo@work

i have to speak up on behalf of bon jovi
they may not 'rock' but they aint ****e.
ffs kiving on a prayer, gowing down in a blaze of glory
cmon classic stuff
are am i getting old