Todays Joke

gandalf

One that arrive fresh in my mail this morning
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A Manchester United player suddenly dies, and ends up at the gates of heaven, where he is met by St. Peter.

'What the **** do you want?' says St. Peter.
'Well, I want to come in,' says the Utd player.
'Are you serious?, asked St. Peter, 'You can't come in here, we're all ABU's,- head off down below where you belong'.

'Ah, come on,' says the scumbag, 'I've lead a good Christian life. I have donated £10,000 to the St Vincent De Paul, and at least another £5,000 to the Red Cross, that alone should give me entry into heaven'

'Hold on' says St. Peter, 'I'll go and talk to the big fella and see what he thinks'.

So, off goes St Peter to see God, and he returns about 10 minutes later. 'So, whats the story?' asked the Utd player.

With that St. Peter handed him a brown bag and said, 'Here's your £15,000, now **** OFF!!!!!!!!'

Chaos

Well that sucked

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dk 0wns U

mewso

BIG TIME!!!

[This message has been edited by musician (edited 17-07-99).]

mojonta

That wasn't a very funny joke. Try harder next time

pappyodaniel

Funny How?

enfield

I told my wife I was into black underwear....she did'nt wash my underpants for four years after that....

bodhrandude

Now that's a Zombie thread. :)

JupiterKid

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Do not resurrect 24 year old threads.

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