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Todays Joke

  • 16-07-1999 1:25pm
    Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭

    One that arrive fresh in my mail this morning smile.gif

    A Manchester United player suddenly dies, and ends up at the gates of heaven, where he is met by St. Peter.

    'What the **** do you want?' says St. Peter.
    'Well, I want to come in,' says the Utd player.
    'Are you serious?, asked St. Peter, 'You can't come in here, we're all ABU's,- head off down below where you belong'.

    'Ah, come on,' says the scumbag, 'I've lead a good Christian life. I have donated £10,000 to the St Vincent De Paul, and at least another £5,000 to the Red Cross, that alone should give me entry into heaven'

    'Hold on' says St. Peter, 'I'll go and talk to the big fella and see what he thinks'.

    So, off goes St Peter to see God, and he returns about 10 minutes later. 'So, whats the story?' asked the Utd player.

    With that St. Peter handed him a brown bag and said, 'Here's your £15,000, now **** OFF!!!!!!!!'

    Post edited by JupiterKid on


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭Chaos

    Well that sucked tongue.gif
    dk 0wns U

  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 8,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭mewso

    BIG TIME!!!

    [This message has been edited by musician (edited 17-07-99).]

  • Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭mojonta

    That wasn't a very funny joke. Try harder next time

  • Registered Users Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel

    Funny How?

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭enfield

    I told my wife I was into black underwear....she did'nt wash my underpants for four years after that....

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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,174 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude

    Now that's a Zombie thread. :)

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Do not resurrect 24 year old threads.


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