post yer fav monty python quotes/pics/jokes here!

smoke.me.a.kipper

let comedy genius ensue...

BEAT

:but you've no arms left
:yes i have
:look
:it's just a flesh wound

Ba_barbaraAnne

'He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'

smoke.me.a.kipper

/me waits for amps Spanish Inquesition pic.

JackKelly

in the holy grail as the main chap (sorry, its been a long time) is going to storm the castle and save the "princess". The camera faces the guards acting cool, and then switches and looks at your man (john cleese) charging down at them from a distance (accompanied by drums). Then switches back to the guards, still cool.and just keeps on repeating.So on and so forth.
You definitely have to have seen it to find it funny.But its great.

Also the "shes a witch" scene in that movie.

Actually, just that whole movie in general.

CathyMoran

I love all Monthy Python but "Always look at the bright side of life" and the Universe song with the lines below would have to be some of my favorites...

"So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down 'ere on Earth!"

But you also can't beat the dead parrott

mike65

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Zaph

What have the Romans ever done for us?

therecklessone

Mr. Bun: Morning.

Waitress: Morning.

Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam...

(Vikings start singing in background)
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.

Waitress: ...spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.

Waitress: ...or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam.
That's not got much spam in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.

Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?

Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again)
Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage
without the spam then?

Waitress: Ech!

Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam... etc

Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!

Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam.
I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(starts Vikings off again)

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam... etc

Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?

Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...
...spam, spam, spam!
(in harmony)

therecklessone

Funniest Python quote...

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

therecklessone

And my absolute favourite thing from Monty Python...

SantaHoe

I'm Brian and so is my wife.

woosaysdan

found this and thought it was funny

Nasty_Girl

Does "A Fish Called Wanda" count under the Monty Python Umbrella (stars John Cleese and Michael Palin)? If so my fav quotes are:
"Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f*ck-face, d*ckhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you ****!"

"Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself," and the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."


more wanda quotes here
I also treasure the exploding man from "the meaning of life" (I remember watchin that in your house many years ago SMAK, with two other people we've both been "involved" with ***starts winking like an epeleptic*** )

smoke.me.a.kipper

Nasty_Girl wrote:

I also treasure the exploding man from "the meaning of life" (I remember watchin that in your house many years ago SMAK, with two other people we've both been "involved" with ***starts winking like an epeleptic*** )

wanna PM me who those people are? honestly cant remember

Nasty_Girl

I'm not surprised you don't remember, whiskey and blackcurrant had its effect on you, you'd to send me to the shop to buy you fags, we tried to steal your landlords change jar, you were powerless.

tovalee

old woman: "oo, mrs knickerbocker's exploded! "
son: "dont be so melodramatic mother, things explode everyday"

not sure why that tickels me so....

oh and you cant forget the argument clinic ..hilarious

steveland?

"Come see the violence inherit in the system!...Help! Help! I‘m being repressed"

"Your father was a hamster! And your mother smelled of elderberries!"

"But just when the end was surely at hand...the animator suffered a fatal heart attack."

"I spit in your general direction!"

Jim

Twit of the year always did it for me.
Also, the misprinted English-German dictionary..."Want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy"

steveland?

Oh yeh nearly forgot the kamikaze training school.... and they couldn't stop one of the kamikazeans(?) from trying to jump out the window in training....



[yiddish]laughed so hard i nearly shphitzed myself[\yiddish]

smoke.me.a.kipper

"strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

tovalee

from the bring out yer dead bit:

"I'm not dead yet.."
"Throw im in the cart,roll him round a bit, he'll be dead soon"
"I feel happeeeee"

Standard Toaster

Monty Python LEGO

I love that!

Piste

According to my history teacher, The Life of Brian was really about Marxism.....

steveland?

The_Edge wrote:

Monty Python LEGO

I love that!

That is pure genius