Quotes from LC English essays!

Tiriel

Genius :rolleyes:

*She walked into my office like a centipede with
98 missing legs.
*His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer
*Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair
after a sneeze.
*The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
*McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement
like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
*He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
*The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just
like maggots when you fry them in hot grease
*The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the
full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
*The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red
crayon.
*Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like
a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had
rusted shut.
*The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind
you get from not eating for while.
*"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts
heaving like a student on 50cent-a-pint night.
*The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and
extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.
*She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli
and he was room-temperature British beef.

Spalk0

HAHAHAHA oh my god some of them cracked me up!

To the people who wrote them, what were you thinking!?!?hehe

flyinfishmonkey

Cork_girl wrote:

Genius :rolleyes:

Very good C_g! Where do you get them?

sprinkles

HA, LOL

If they were all from the same essay, I'd like a copy... heaving breasts, politicians going missing, 6foot 3 inch trees, sounds like fun.

flyinfishmonkey

Heard this years ago but can't remember rest of it.

" I met her at the 14th precinct, she was pointing two 38's at me, she also had a gun"!
" Took her for a drive in my Chevie 69, brick came through the window, hit her on her left breast, broke four of my fingers"!

Spalk0

broke four of my fingers!....hehe very good!

how'd you's get these?

joe.

hehe. like them

Cactus Col

Trigger! wrote:

HAHAHAHA oh my god some of them cracked me up!

To the people who wrote them, what were you thinking!?!?hehe

They were probably laughing at the thought that people might believe that the quotes were from actual test papers, which they aren't.

Creamy Goodness

*She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli
and he was room-temperature British beef.

that's the best one

mayordenis

the funniest thing is i write essay's like that

JackKelly

Cork_girl wrote:

Genius :rolleyes:
*She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli
and he was room-temperature British beef.

HAHA

cool

Blisterman

Well you are supposed to avoid cliches.

Chonaic

I remember a thread like this before, someone posted one they had used(cant find the thread):

"her vocabulary was so yeah, like, whatever."

Skud

Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation
thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to
the
wall.

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other
sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

gogo

Priceless, green rep your way Cork Girl,

DEG viper

a good one is

you are a skidmark on the underpants of society

briano

There was another one along the lines of:

"The lovers ran towards each other like a pair of trains travelling at 60mph, one having left dublin at 9am, the other leaving cork at 8:55..."

Aava

Cork_girl wrote:

*The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind
you get from not eating for while.

Absolute genius.

Pugsley

The two love birds had never met, they were like two hummingbirds, who had also never met.

Unpossible

"the plan was simple, like my brother phil, but unlike phil it might actually work"

I cant remember the others that are missing from the above list, something about people spinnings arms like windmills (or was that just another crazy dream)

stagolee

Cork_girl wrote:

*"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts
heaving like a student on 50cent-a-pint night.

brilliant