story time

woosaysdan

there i was walking down the street when ouy of no where came.......................................

Nasty_Girl

Smak dressed as a street mime

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oh the horror as he started to perform

The_B_Man

....he took out his feather duster.....

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and I wandered about as if I were a french maid. One of the crowd said...

woosaysdan

oh my god he's cleaning up

Nasty_Girl

As a street mime, Smak was powerless to respond, he could not explain that he wasn't really cleaning up, he was trying to....

smoke.me.a.kipper

pretend I was cleaning up to impress the girls with the big...

Nasty_Girl

smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:

pretend I was cleaning up to impress the girls with the big...

Feet!

JackKelly

"Did he just stuff it all in?" one remarked while....

Tiriel

another giggled flirtily as he winked her way..

smoke.me.a.kipper

with my big brown eyes...

JackKelly

..and demonic smile, she couldnt resist, slowly she...

Tiriel

wandered over to where..

smoke.me.a.kipper

... I was performing...

Tiriel

but tripped and landed on..

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my hands as i rescued her from her fall. raising her to her feet she said...

Mossy Monk

hey there sweet matron what is it with the clouds in your eyes today?

Tiriel

ooohh.. why thank you kind sir..but realised that..

Giblet

everyone was naked...

Tiriel

and woke up to realise she was dreaming.. but noticed that..

Nasty_Girl

there were three angry bears standing around the bed

woosaysdan

as smak started beating them with his pillow............

Dr. Loon

...of Doom, he cackled...

woosaysdan

loudly to the bears in a girly voice

Nasty_Girl

Daddy bear roared with laughter as baby bear stuck his finger in Smaks mouth

woosaysdan

and pulled it out and put it up his....................

Dr. Loon

orifice of Doom. Then they ran to...

woosaysdan

the bathroom and looked in the cabinet for the industrial sized vasaline so that they could insert their.....................

Nasty_Girl

woosaysdan wrote:

the bathroom and looked in the cabinet for the industrial sized vasaline so that they could insert their.....................

keys in to the very locked stiff door, behind the door they found

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vigara............

Nasty_Girl

but unfortunately Woosaysdan had used it all already, Daddy bear was very angry and grabbing Smak as a hostage he marched around to his house,

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woosaysdan answered the door with a big bulge in his pants..................

sanncoo

He had just got an upgrade...he took it out and..............

woosaysdan

fiddled with it a bit

sanncoo

It started to beep annoyingly........he decided it needed to be put to good use...so he inserted into...................

woosaysdan

the keyhole

sanncoo

Blinding SMAK in the process......

woosaysdan

as he flashed his bulging surprise

sanncoo

It burst causing him to............

Nasty_Girl

laugh. Smak, in his blindness, fell backwards and ended up with his head firmly embedded in Mammy bear's ....

woosaysdan

tits where he got lost

sanncoo

He reached for his compass, he knew he needed.....

Nasty_Girl

help. woosaysdan threw him a lifeline but funnily enough he wouldn't take hold

woosaysdan

smak wanted to phone a friend

Nasty_Girl

so he phoned...

the_syco

Santa, to ask if he had gotten his list, which had on it...

woosaysdan

but there was no answer chris tarrent was going mad!!!

Nasty_Girl

"Hurry the f*ck up" he hissed in a voice as bitter as lemon, speaking of lemons, just then Fairy Liquid saved the day by...

pretty-in-pink

squirting a still fiddling woosaysdan in the....

Nasty_Girl

nose. He began to blow bubbles, the bubbles...