The miracle of toilet paper!

Spalk0

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breast's are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breast's to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breast's for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breast's. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breast's every day will make my breast's larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

Lex_Diamonds

I have to say I laughed.

Spalk0

ah one more i got in an Email which i thought was funny!

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
> hell where the devil
> is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here,"
> says the devil.
>
> "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but
> you definitely have
>
> to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
> do. I've got 3 people
>
> here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one
> of them go, but you
>
> have to take their place. I'll even let you decide
> who leaves."
>
>
> George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
> agreed. The devil opened
>
> the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
> pool of water. He
>
> kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
> over and over. Such
>
> was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't
> think so. I'm not a
>
> good swimmer and don't think I could do that all
> day long."
>
>
> The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
> Blair with a
>
> sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
> was swing that hammer,
>
> time after time after time. "No! I've got this
> problem with my shoulder.
>
> I would be in constant
>
> agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" Commented
> George.
>
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw
> Bill Clinton lying
>
> naked on the floor with his arms staked over his
> head and his legs
>
> staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was
> Monica Lewinsky, doing
>
> what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
> while
>
> and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
>
> The devil smiled and said.... "Monica, you're free
> to go!"

netwhizkid

lol very good, the Clinton joke that is

Regards netwhizkid

mad m

Trigger! wrote:

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breast's are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breast's to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breast's for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breast's. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breast's every day will make my breast's larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

good one,but ill refrain from tell wife.