Isn't God brilliant?

MrPudding

After having this thread closed on humanities, where we are supposed to be able to talk about stuff like this, here it is again. New and improved with a poll and everything.

MrP

Raphael

Yeah, just like Santy Claus

Mossy Monk

No, he's a ****.

he's bigger than jesus

simu

How could God be brilliant?

Brilliant things emit light and God created light so God must have existed before light did and therefore brilliance could not be an intrinsic quality of God.

Thus do I refute your unholy claim!


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Sarky

I want to kick God in the nuts for not doing it right.

mayordenis

but what has he done for me recently??

nutkase

Be carefull what you say about me, ah what the(I can't post it because you mere mortals will not understand it)

Mossy Monk

No, he's a ****.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

God lives in California eh, we're all ****ed now

Zombienosh

god is a feckin cabbage

nutkase

Thats right mossy, back in the days when the romans and greeks thought they had it going on i had to do the multiple personality thing, if that isn't bad enough the christians came along and put me into one nice neat little package well that was ok but lying bastards tell me they are blind and they need to find the way. So I say what the hell send them down an atlas only to find out they can't read braile!!!!!!

What in the name of jaysus do you people want miracles? I'm too busy surfing, making movies to counteract those evil ones like life of brian good movie though sometimes i like to have a good old laugh at myself

nutkase

-AlcoholicA- wrote:

god is a feckin cabbage

And You my friend are boiled bacon, You make god hungry with your chat of cabbage so God is gonna have one holy delicous pizza one topping: non believers, thats right they don't go to hell they end up on pizza don't worry about hell busaras thats where the evil ones go

BEAT

first of all, it is pronounced 'Goddess" and yes, I am brilliant

woosaysdan

brillrent at what exactly you havnt exactly set the world on fire now have you

woosaysdan

oh wait actually dont set the world on fire i just remembered i spend some time there every now and again

DapperGent

I'd like to give God a cock punching.

Coumtay

He's a bit of a self-righteous hoor all the same.....

smoke.me.a.kipper

Coumtay wrote:

He's a bit of a self-righteous hoor all the same.....

and i bet hes fair stingy too.

woosaysdan

yeah the **** only gave me 9 inches

BEAT

:eek:

woosaysdan wrote:

yeah the **** only gave me 9 inches

:eek:


so how You doin'?

nutkase

BEAT wrote:

first of all, it is pronounced 'Goddess" and yes, I am brilliant

Thats right mortals if wasn't for my better half packing me a lunch every day, having the dinner ready when I come home, it would have taken me a lot longer than 7 days to make the world.

I gave you nine inches whoops sorry I meant to give you 9cm i work metric.

Raphael

Haha, god gave him 9 inches!

FROM BEHIND!

Hi Five! Anyone?

woosaysdan

nutkase wrote:

Thats right mortals if wasn't for my better half packing me a lunch every day, having the dinner ready when I come home, it would have taken me a lot longer than 7 days to make the world.

I gave you nine inches whoops sorry I meant to give you 9cm i work metric.

oh im not complaining now!!! not after last night!!!:)

woosaysdan

Raphael wrote:

Haha, god gave him 9 inches!

FROM BEHIND!

Hi Five! Anyone?

it must of been with a strap-on dildo lubed up to the last!! hi five!!!

nutkase

woosaysdan wrote:

oh im not complaining now!!! not after last night!!!:)

Good I am happy to that, keep spreading god's good word and you will be in line for sainthood St. Woody patron saint of (the board is meeting about the tittle) I gave you the resources use em. watch out for the leppers you don't want it falling off because if it does replacement prayer will only get you the standard 9cm.

Raphael you blasphemer you are bound for an eternity of waiting for the Mullingar Bus at Busaras sitting on a bench next too a naked george bush whos got the hots for you wanna play texas hold em for an eternity? Repent and send me a nymphomaniac she does not have to be pretty.

therecklessone

Raphael wrote:

Haha, god gave him 9 inches!

FROM BEHIND!

nutkase

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