White Pubes

Bessacadia

To my HORROR, I have discovered a good few
Am only just 40 sob
Anyone beaten me to it? Any explanation as to why they grow dead STRAIGHT???

Cactus Col

Bessacadia wrote:

Any explanation as to why they grow dead STRAIGHT???

Because you're old!

I am MAN

hmm I wasnt aware pubes changed colour lol.

irlirishkev

I wish I hadn't clicked on this thread... :eek:

EKRIUQ

Good be a good thing if your ginger:)

aidan_walsh

You never seem to get these types of topics staring down in the pub for some reason...

Canis Lupus

im more interested in how u found yur pubes were going white? at 40 u should be out of the "fiddling" phase

Bessacadia

I am MAN wrote:

hmm I wasnt aware pubes changed colour lol.

Take my word for it, they do.
Oh yes, they do.

Sleipnir

Thanks for poking my mind's-eye out.

Bessacadia

Canis Lupus wrote:

im more interested in how u found yur pubes were going white? at 40 u should be out of the "fiddling" phase

What? Are you mad?

I looked, I saw. Does no one else check themselves out

_sheep

comb some others over

Bessacadia

_sheep wrote:

comb some others over

Can't, that would mean growing them long, and I dont like that.......

jor el

Shave.
Just for men (Just for pubes?)
Ignore it?

gogo

irlirishkev wrote:

I wish I hadn't clicked on this thread...

ditto

_sheep wrote:

comb some others over

But Rofl

Bessacadia

jor el wrote:

Shave.
Just for men (Just for pubes?)
Ignore it?

Ok, I am a girl, and I do shave!(though not all off) But every now and then,when my hubby insists on wearing knickers and there is no mood for sex, I let it grow for a few days.
Would you all please just check and report back please?

seamus

I'd be more worried about the straight thing. Unless you only allow them grow an inch or so, they definitely shouldn't be straight.

seamus

This is much more a sensitive, PI kind of topic....

EKRIUQ

Bessacadia wrote:

Ok, I am a girl, and I do shave!(though not all off) But every now and then,when my hubby insists on wearing knickers and there is no mood for sex, I let it grow for a few days.
Would you all please just check and report back please?

Little bit to much information there, Closing my eyes for rest of thread

Gordon

... thanks seamus...!

Since this is a PI topic, for the time being, serious answers only please.

I've got some grey hairs, on my noggin, and some of them are straight or not quite of the same make-up as my other hairs. I wouldn't say it's cancer or anything, just... hairs of wisdom.

WhiteWashMan

Gordon wrote:

hairs of wisdom.

obviously they are lost....

oh well, hair today gone tomorrow....

Bessacadia

Gordon wrote:

... thanks seamus...!

Since this is a PI topic, for the time being, serious answers only please.

I've got some grey hairs, on my noggin, and some of them are straight or not quite of the same make-up as my other hairs. I wouldn't say it's cancer or anything, just... hairs of wisdom.

Fantastic....so I'm not the only one.
Cancer didn't enter my mind - it just pisses me off thats all.
Hairs of wisdom - that is quite right I think!Are you old?or not?

Bessacadia

TIPPTOP wrote:

Good be a good thing if your ginger:)

I think if I found ginger pubes I'd have to be put on Valium...

Esel

Gordon wrote:

...
I've got some grey hairs, on my *noggin*

I thought this was a pubic forum?

Little Goose

I know this is a real personal issue, and I'm sorry if I offend, but this is the funniest thread I've click on yet!!

There are actually tears rolling down my cheeks as I type this!

*ooh, cramp!*

:eek:

frodi

Bessacadia wrote:

I think if I found ginger pubes I'd have to be put on Valium...

Depends on whose pubes they were!

woosaysdan

pubes should be curly to stop them taking peoples eyes out!!!

Agent Smith

Try some "Just for men" pubic formation, should do the Job i would guess

frodi

woosaysdan wrote:

pubes should be curly to stop them taking peoples eyes out!!!

Straight ones are great for flossing.

Aava

No offense but does it matter that much? I mean, no-one else but your husband is gonna see them anyway.

Right...? :eek:

Beruthiel

seamus wrote:

This is much more a sensitive, PI kind of topic....

mark my words
I'll get you for this seamus!

and I do not believe that it's a real PI issue
I think is just about perfect for the Cuckoo's Nest Forum!

to the thread starter
if you think it's bad now, wait till you start growing a beard.....

Victor

Use denial, claim they are blonde.


Nooooooo. I've succumbed to posting here.

Bessacadia

Beruthiel wrote:

mark my words
I'll get you for this seamus!

and I do not believe that it's a real PI issue
I think is just about perfect for the Cuckoo's Nest Forum!

to the thread starter
if you think it's bad now, wait till you start growing a beard.....

Actually I originally posted somewhere else - it has been moved twice!

Re the beard - if I ever sprouted one, I would have to get my hubby to smother me, cause life wouldn't be worth living

Raphael

esel wrote:

I thought this was a pubic forum?

No, it's a "privates" one

county

bump












*may or may not be the right forum*

Sparky

I knew I used too much talcum powder this morning!

Kilkenny

I've had a few aberrant grey / white hairs below since I was *20* Bessacadia... on my chest as well (at least you're spared that!)

Mind you, they may just have been scared white, given some of the places they've been ....

Seriously, if you're still shaving down there (and "fiddling" ... LUVVERLY choice of words, Canis Lupis!) and playing dress-up with your husband, etc., doesn't sound as if you're giving in to your advancing years just yet: "the best antidote to age is attitude" (can't remember who said it, but ...)

Anyway, aren't women supposed to reach their peak around 35-40 ... not like us poor eejits, who supposedly reach ours when we're 18, while we're still practising to get it right!!

.... and it's all downhill from there! (sobs)


And why shouldn't this be in TCN? ... it's very much a "nest" topic, after all

woosaysdan wrote:

pubes should be curly to stop them taking peoples eyes out!!!

I KNEW there had to be a reason!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Threads like this make baby jesus cry....


But haha funniest thing i've read all day!

spacecoyote

you could just say you got highlights!

Gizzle

or lowlights

Lust4Life

ROFFLES! Can you imagine the pain involved should she tweeze them?:eek: :eek: :eek:


/crosses legs just imagining the sting!

boneless

This is why I LOVE the Nest.... this thread made my day!! Thanks Folks...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Lust4Life wrote:

ROFFLES! Can you imagine the pain involved should she tweeze them?:eek: :eek: :eek:


/crosses legs just imagining the sting!

Pfftt it doesnt hurt THAT much...





<_<

>_>

boneless

Wooo... macho!!

John Mason

Bessacadia wrote:

To my HORROR, I have discovered a good few
Am only just 40 sob
Anyone beaten me to it? Any explanation as to why they grow dead STRAIGHT???

do you grew straight? send a photo

Gizzle

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Pfftt it doesnt hurt THAT much...





<_<

>_>

"Tweeze me tweeze me tweeze me tweeze me bay-bay" etc

layke

Now with Lemon scent!

Gizzle

layke wrote:

Now with Lemon scent!

Now only 97% chance of spontaneous combustion!!!!!1!!!

county

Lust4Life wrote:

ROFFLES! Can you imagine the pain involved should she tweeze them?:eek: :eek: :eek:


/crosses legs just imagining the sting!

i had you down for a shaver myself

Lust4Life

County, Love, there are no grays south of my border. Ha!

challengemaster

Bessacadia wrote:

when my hubby insists on wearing knickers

tbh i'd be more concerned about that...

county

horses for courses and all that